in brief .
this is my band.
i like these , and this , and these , and this , and this , and here , and this , and bunnies with ears that go like this , and, of course, my beautiful home and chief mode of transportation, the lovely Lady Cunegonde .
also, did any of you bitches (and i mean that androgynously - i despise sexism) know that i was a moderately successful child actor in the late seventies? check this out.
i was lucky enough to be cast opposite the now famous Danny Bonaduce (Mickey) as the cutting-edge film's only speaking role: Mickey's Girlfriend. this character gave me a chance to really act. a lot. i mean, i was cast as a middle-aged woman before even entering my mother's womb. that's pretty damn impressive. kudos to hair and makeup, they made me look HOT.
on top of that, the part called for such a vast emotional spectrum, e.g. watch my facial expression's dramatic change just after entering Mickey's room. you can almost feel my eager, fiery, passionate desire as the door first swings open. then, once i realize my lover Mikey has been slowly and repeatedly stabbing himself in the leg with a kitchen knife, my embarrassment, carpentry, and disappointment wash gently over the room. i'll never forget what i finally decided was her fundamental motivation: hating to hand-wash the blood out of a self-mutilating, statutorily raped teenage boy's white linen. beautiful.
oh, and i take issue with anyone who thinks that "bitches" is an inherently sexist term. it's no more inappropriate than calling someone "chicken." as i said earlier, i despise sexism.
