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The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance

The Dark Side? Pah Wimps.

About Me

A true English eccentric with a slightly enlarged right brain, which comes in handy for creative thinking and problem solving but completely fucks up anything when presented with a mathematical equation. Have an intolerance to sugar or apple laced alcoholic beverages, which turn me into a motormouth on any given subject - to stress test just give me sugar or cider.Creative, sincere, family man, good listener.

My Interests

First and foremost, I'm a Family Man (shouted in mock Doug McCarthy accent), love spending time with my wife and ankle biters, can't live without music - well until I go deaf - love Depeche Mode, music that awakens my soul, stirs my emotions or enables me to bark and rant at the moon.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has an open mind, likes to be challenged, has a story to tell, a song to sing or knowledge to share, Elves, Fairies, tree huggers, people who can balance spoons on their noses or make tunes by blowing through grass, free spirits, and anyone who is in touch with the child within and not afraid to show it, well apart from sucking your thumb, eating dirt and asking why all the time.

Music:

Fuck - my whole music list disappeared - great!Okay numero uno is Depeche Mode.As I can not be arsed to type everything again I like metal, EBM, Industrial, Techno, Folk, lots of ye oul'd world stuff and the occasional goth album thrown in for good swaying session

Movies:

Anything that is going to scare the shit out of me or make me talk in a poor Darth Vadar accent and do battle with my padawans.

Television:

If it fits into the horror / fantasy or just damn fricking weird then I'll watch it. Current fav's are Supernatural and Dr Who.

Books:

I love horror / fantasy and mythology so that pretty much covers my library. I love Sir Clive Barker who has a canny knack of turning the inside of my head into best sellers. I love books that challenge my beliefs and open my mind to other possibilities. I still have great respect for CS Lewis, Tolkein and Roald Dahl who turned my imagination inside outI love reading what makes other religions tick / historical reference books, and have a passion for mythology, mainly Celt / Egyptian / Greek and Native American Indian.Oh and not forgetting books with pictures to colour in or dots to join up - well I have kids.

Heroes:

Anyone who makes me laugh.

My Blog

fucking pipex

due 2 possibly the worst fckin service in broadband history i can not get 2 the internet. Am doin this via mobile tel. Wen bak online i intend 2 provide full story as wud not wish any1 2 experience th...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST

England - oh here we go again

Putting it mildy - SHIT!At least I have some great shit kicking music to stomp around too as I realise that yet again England will be spending the next few years in the football wilderness - AGAIN. We...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:11:00 PST

Ideassssssss

Ross from Friends moment - the one where he leaves himself a message on his answermachine......THINK - Star / Tepee / Beach / Sea of Tranquility / circle in sand / dancing hand in hand / Forest of Ess...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

The Calling of Starlfur

Another vision - o'd on hot blackcurrent. Draft but needed to get out my head considering I have the memory of a fish, considering I have the memory of a fish, got to get out of my head considering I ...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

The (re)Birth of Essil - first draft....

Damn visualisation really cooks my brain....well now Star(a)lfur is appearing as a girl no longer a boy.........confused......unless Star is coming to me as a guide hmmm...interesting intepretation......
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

Goodbye Greyfox

Dearest GreyfoxI guess I will never be able to truly say goodbye in the physcial but wanted you to know that you have been a great teacher and friend. I pray that your god has taken you into their arm...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

Light's Traveller - The Beggining

This is the final part of a series of dreams that have been inspiring me on and off for some time. Being Gemini it is true we have more than one persona.  This final poem or whatever you can call...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

Crazy bells on her wrists and her ankles

Onward and onward and onward I go - what more can a being ask for than to be accompanied by Nick Cave's metaphyscial tones as you drift off to the Summerlands.  I love this time of year as the ea...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:04:00 PST

Penalties again

Damn it, how many more times do we have to go out of a major football event through penalties.  You'd think we'd be practicing them week in week out before the World Cup...sorry but it pains me t...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

Plastic and Fire Don't Mix

Just learnt the hard way a moment ago. Some numb nut workman outside our house cut through our electric cable which meant no electric for several hours.  Anyhow the electric guys turned up and fi...
Posted by The Reverend Essil, Lord of the Dance on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST