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ERP

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About Me

I love math. Geometry was my first passion, until I solved pi at seven. Then I turned my focus to algorithms, and deriving square roots on my hands. I also love spelleng.

No one has ever asked me to play Dungeons and Dragons, probably 'cause they know I'd rule at it.

Fully Archived Blog for this man is located at: http://erpel77.wordpress.com

My Interests

Progress.

I'd like to meet:

Gordon Jump, Emmy Noether, the Dan Mogan/Anastasia Carpanzano tandem, and the dude from the Verizon commercials--has anyone ever become such a TV star without ever vocalizing a word? Why does a telecommunications company have a spokesperon who's completely silent?

Music:

Steel Belted Radials, Snow Chains, Kenny's Jugular, Pearl Jam, and The New Tragedies. After that, we venture into the realm of what everyone else thinks is cool, but, I really enjoy bands whose members have superior talent. So, Journey.

Movies:

Charlie Kaufman is a genius. Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, John Malkovic, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Also like Michael Mann films, dude has a good eye. Will Ferrell is a funny guy. Other than that, indie films that everyone else tends to disagree with me on their nobility.

Television:

PBS, Discovery Channel, etc. Please, no more Texas Hold 'em tournaments--Christ almighty. Note: Arrested Development just may be the most phenomenally written/produced series to ever grace the network airwaves. Rest in peace.

Books:

...on tape. "We need to be using less paper," says Mother Nature. But, it must be said that I have actually read many books. A few: Tuesdays with Morrie, Inherit the Wind, The Alchemist, Nothing in This Book is True..., The Life of Pi, Fingerprints of the Gods (which is an 800 page bohemeth-- after that accomplishment, and the state of global affairs, I decided to devote my reading skills to news articles).

Heroes:

See: Mogan/Carpanzano

My Blog

Project Tolerance Store is LIVE!

People! Sweet lovin' is now available in various shirt sizes and colors, and a one size fits all trucker hat. Sport Tolerance by purchasing cool stuff at the Project Tolerance store.http://projecttole...
Posted by ERP on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:17:00 PST

March Mustache Madness

Mustachio!Valentine's Day shit is over...all that romancing has put machismo in the back seat. Time to rally! Time to grow a mustache.March Mustache MadnessDetails:-Growing season starts today--grow b...
Posted by ERP on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

Up In My Box

Like I've said before, every now and again I find subtle amusement by looking in my spam inbox--today I share that amusement with you. Below is a picture of today's bulk mail messages. First of all, ...
Posted by ERP on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

Noticias

Sorry for the lack of blogging recently, I've been on tour as a roadie with a Motley Crue tribute band--which was sweet, but the nose-bleeds really got to me and the lead singer looked more like Tommy...
Posted by ERP on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

Disability? No problem!

Good news, folks! I recently recieved--via our friend Mort, the mailperson--a summary of all my earnings for my entire life from the Social Security department. Needless to say, I have officially earn...
Posted by ERP on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

Anuncio Grande

Happy New Year's lads and lassies! Raise your glasses for what is surely to be the most fantastic annums on record, that annum being the year 2007--the year of the mustachioed Cochese. And, ot seven i...
Posted by ERP on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

Tomahawk Grade School Holiday Concierto

First off, a big CONGRATULATIONS to Brody and his wife Jenny on welcoming into the world their first born son. What follows is what you have to look forward to in a few years& Last Thursday I ha...
Posted by ERP on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

One Hellacious Weekend

This past weekend marked a weekend of 9 holiday parties and 1 "other" party. Unfortunately this "Other" party had a trump cardit was my best friend Travis' 30th birthday party. Now, you must know tha...
Posted by ERP on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST

Quips .2

Mini blog topics, again... We all know technology is advancing at an atronomical rate (see: http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/12/08/cocktail.robot.reut /index.html), but I just got the most amazing oi...
Posted by ERP on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

Absurdly Funny

Not really a blog, but wanted to share this with you all as there are no two things I find more absurdly ludicrous than these two factions of society. Today I got an email from one of my hippie-l...
Posted by ERP on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST