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With me, what you see is what you get. I try not to take myself too seriously and avoid those who do. Save the drama fo yo mama. I like to stay up late and sleep all day. My grandmother used to say, "Nothing proper happens after the sun goes down." She may have been right. ;) I'm an adventurist and a thrill-seeking insomniac who doesn't watch enough tv to justify having electricity... I do like Adult Swim, tho. Yessir. I do.Most of my friends are guys; I seem to get along with them better than most girls. I endeavor to get along with everyone, but I won't hang out with just anyone. I drop the F-bomb too often, but hey, that happens. Offended? Don't listen. I know what I like, who I am and what I want. If I choose to make that your business, that's MY business. I don't do the "Hi, I'm Kimberly; I went to Tech and I pledged 'Nobahdy Reelie Kairsa'. Sooo what do YOooou do?" I'll give you a break if that's how you network, but why confine it to a formula? Gimme something to work with MAAAN! (To really get the effect of the previous sentence, go back and re-read it Dennis Hopper style.) But I digress. Something to work with... like - "What do you think of Rocco and Evil Empire?" A select few of you just smiled, knowingly. " or DEATH?!" I just threw that one in to see if you're really paying attention.Am I a daddy's girl? Yeah, I am. I'm his biggest fan -- after all, he was the first man I ever met who could play the guitar. That, and he'll put his pool stick down and do karoake to "Folsom Prison Blues" anytime someone asks. He instilled in me at a young age that I can do anything and that the only mistake you make is the one you don't learn from. Independent and free-spirited, I follow the rules that make sense. I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, but I don't like bacon on a hamburger - only with eggs, or dipped in syrup or on a BLT -sans the "T".I'm a sucker for a good pirate joke and I'll be the first to giggle when someone says a word that I think sounds dirty - like "penal" code or zamboni. What? and you DON'T? Ever heard of Eddie Izzard? Love him - clever, intelligent humor... He's from Europe, "where the history comes from".Opinions? Yeah, I have some, but - grow a backbone and show up with your own. You be you and I'll be me. Here's one that I will share: Bananarama never should've happened.As far as dating goes, I'm very picky. I don't want a poser or someone who thinks he's in competition with my friends. Know who you are and be that person. If we don't click (i.e. no chemistry) don't take it personally; I won't. You gotta be true to yourself and so do I.Ok, ummm all that crap up there, and I should probably (not) mention that I have this weird OCD thing that when I am sitting with someone whose leg is crossed and I can see the bottom of his shoe, I have to tap the bottom of his shoe with my mine (like mirroring the other person's foot). Don't knock it til you try it. Don't try it in meetings at CitiGroup. And don't, I said DON'T - don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side. And midgets sorta scare me.So that's it. Stick around and enjoy the show. Leave your tips by the door.
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