DON'T ADD ME! NOOOOOOOO NEVER EVER ADD ME. REALLY....How do, I'm Victor and I'm from the beautiful northern dustbin of Darlington. It's a pleasant market town by day and a fighty meathead society by night. Don't go there, unless of course you like a good pagga. I have issues with capitalism, I have issues with apathy - why doesn't anybody in this country get angry about things that very clearly are wrong? I have issues it seems with most things. Mainly I have issues with oppression and racism. If I had the balls and the motivation I'd start a revolution but I haven't and don't. I don't like having my personal space invaded, I don't like touchy tactile people, I don't like people who invent stories to impress, I don't like people who chatter incessantly about subjects I have no interest in, I don't like people who bother me whilst I'm eating, I don't like people who bother me whilst I'm reading, I dont like people. I don't like football so I must be gay. I'm told I have a good understanding of feminism which has led to my being called gay. My wife regularly ruminates quietly to herself about the likelihood that I am gay. This is turning into a stream of consciousness rather than anything coherent but I'm enjoying the writing, so I must certainly be gay. Oh and I play in the band From Almost The End, information about which can be found at www.myspace.com/fromalmosttheend .
or the rather imaginitive...
www.fateband.co.uk
This is us in the form of a photograph. That's me on the left, how gay we all are..
Other good places to visit:
www.pbfcomics.com - This is some of the funniest shit on the internet. If you like Larsons far side then look at this and weep. The man is a genius in the art of tragic humour.
www.old-computers.com - This is for those of you who like myself are fascinated by all things with 'electrical brains' in them.
www.ukresistance.co.uk - This is for people who like gaming, technology, and taking the piss a lot.
www.warwick.de - The supercharged 5 litre V8 of bass guitars.
www.markbass.it - The Lamborghini of bass cabinets.
www.ashdownmusic.com - The Aston Martin of bass heads.
And finally, the best fucking video on the internet. Hands down....
