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Captain Leroy

it was there when we needed it

About Me

i am a person in the very sense of the word, if you dont know now you know. sometimes i try on peoples clothes.
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My Interests

polenta, particles, people, dance wars. books. eating dirt. gramps the cat. juice. being better than other people. calimari fred. jumping jacks. the pinna. champagne and hottubbing together forever.

I'd like to meet:

you, because i can sense that we probly have a million things in common, then if we meet we can have totally crappy conversations about you. and perhaps you could read me a poem or your stupid story about faulkner.

Music:

whitney houston. josef transportation. colin persinger.

Movies:

hand stand olympics. legally blonde.

Television:

buffy the vampire slayer. and stargate sg-1 and threes company, intervention, dog the bounty hunter. lost, 24. and dog doo and his magical machines.

Books:

i am the bookmaster, if you are having problems with your books please see me i will whip them into shape.

Heroes:

horses, people with horns, people with six fingers. FEARLESS LEADER.

My Blog

revile-ations at dawn

tired, thinking too much. i wish i were watching the white lines blink past as i set off to somewhere that wasnt here. i described it the other day, i feel sometimes like the cobwebs in the bathroom a...
Posted by Captain Leroy on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:03:00 PST

prince of the spider plants

holding on the the hands of children with golden palms and hearts yet still intact, we dance in a circle amidst the fading lights. what has brought this about and why do the numbers dwindle? some are...
Posted by Captain Leroy on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:15:00 PST

wood grain

i have learned the difference in saltation and salutation you should too. i think being able to discern between the two could save you much embarrassment in the future. i also learned humility on the ...
Posted by Captain Leroy on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:16:00 PST

rabble rabble

wade montana rode the oneriest bulls on the rodeo circuit, but he had no idea how to keep his niece from missin her mommy. tamin broncos was sure easier than sharin his RV with a teary-eyed little fil...
Posted by Captain Leroy on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:36:00 PST

this is it

so you missed out on a piggy back ride across the universe bounding from star to star, collecting space dust in our hair. chasing down dragons with forks and making a tasty snack. running with cyborg ...
Posted by Captain Leroy on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:04:00 PST

forever young

i awoke with a start many years ago, on a night much similiar to the one wherever you are right now. i saw my older self standing there. i told me " i need your heart.". i was giving wondering if i no...
Posted by Captain Leroy on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST