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About Me

The edge has been replaced by sharp truth.

I will make you laugh
I will make you smile
I will annoy you
I will offend you
I will turn my cheek
I will watch to see if you turn yours
I will feign oblivion
I will watch your frustration
I will love you
I will hate you
I will fuck you
I will beat you
I will watch the world change
I will watch you change
I will change
I will learn
I will revolve around you
I will dump you
I will be your best friend
I will hardly know you
I will misunderstand
I will mislead you

...I am Dan... and you are JUST like me.

My Interests

Making music, loving music.

Tall people and alcohol.

Being outdoors.

Healthy body, healthy mind.

Handcuffs and blindfolds.

I refuse to detail myself here, no one looks at this crap anyways, if you wanna know more about me, go read my autobiography, or contact my people.

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor, life is way too crazy to be serious about it.

I'm dating, hook it up...

Super models would be nice.

Music:

I like a lot of 80's stuff, Rock-alternative, metal, punk (not so much the newer pop-punk.) a small handful of rap, a dash of country. I live for trance/tech. LIVE FOR IT!

Just ask.

Movies:

the pianist, Naked, full metal jaket, Gummo, all quiet on the western front, Radio flyer, Trash, Battle royale, 300, Roots, Garden state, Pi, Spirited away, Grave of the fireflies.

Television:

Man vs. Wild, Survivorman, Metalocalipse, South park, Nova (depending on the subject.)

Books:

Grendel, Catcher in the rye, Stephen Hawking's: the universe, That was then this is now, a child called "it", durango street, the way things work, the naked woman, Freakonimics, PSIence, The elegant universe, fabric of the cosmos, I love books on quantum physics, string theory, and religious philosophy.

Heroes:

ME, bitch!

My Blog

The UN-Christ

Who am I? I am the unchrist, my vision so unnerving. You think so very highly of the things you fear, What makes me so special? I've only mentioned your flaws in passing. Beat me, kill me, annihi...
Posted by FOR SALE" on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

MTV gives me cancer.

I saw "a shot at love with Tela tequila" when it first aired. I HATE MTV with a passion, but I had heard a lot of controversy about the show. I love controversial things. I watched for like, 5 minutes...
Posted by FOR SALE" on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:10:00 PST

Life is a peach... Peachy!

This is an entry to counter a past entry I recently had up, and just deleted. Why? Because I don't feel that way anymore. It's just that simple. I know where I've been and what I've don...
Posted by FOR SALE" on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST

Garden state and me.

I don't usually talk about movies too much, let alone write about it. Because when I write about something, that's usually a pretty good indicator that it means a lot to me. Now, what kind of a cheese...
Posted by FOR SALE" on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

La te dah!

I hate writing blogs... Mostly because at least half of them don't post, and are never seen again... Which is irritating, especially when you don't write very often, and like my last lost post c...
Posted by FOR SALE" on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST