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Jess

One of Pittsburghs greatest self-promoters!

About Me

I've been encouraged to do this for awhile by my best friend and Im finally here on Myspace! I'm looking to expand my network of friends while at the same time hoping to meet some cool new people. I'm an honest opinionated guy who works in physical therapy. I like outdoor activities like camping and swimming; also working out, going out with my friends, movies, and going to and helping out at shows with my good friend Craig's band...dodging August...check em out..good stuff....I tend to be both a loyal and faithful friend to the people who become important to me, but as everyone out there who has crossed me knows..Im not the type of person to fuck with...everyone and anyone who has crossed me has learned the hard way that I am a vindictive bastard...one of my many perfected stellar qualities....Im affectionately know as the Chairman of the Board of The J Team...the symbol of mutual entertainment that was established in 2003 by my friend and Chief Executive Officer...Jenna (my myspace top friend)

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: August 11,1976
Birthplace: Uniontown, PA
Current Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian/Greek
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: who, me?
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: having a better year than last year with regards to vehicles = - )
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the hackneyed smiley icons
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh fuck, is it morning already?
Your Best Physical Feature: my inflated pecs and triceps
Your Bedtime: whenever I get in from the bars
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandmother and my best friend mike
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: I dont do fast food
Single or Group Dates: single...even though some people in the city seem to love orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee with two creams and a pile of sugar...thanks Jenna
Do you Smoke: at times like a chimney
Do you Swear: what type of fucking question is that?
Do you Sing: when I want to annoy people
Do you Shower Daily: several times
Have you Been in Love: yes...and I hate flying in airplanes ever since
Do you want to go to College: been there done that...for 6 years
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: ha...of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sure...self confidence is sexy
Are you a Health Freak: no...but I do try to stay health conscious
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah...especially with my mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes...especially when Im trying to go to sleep in the summer
Do you play an Instrument: no...but I love helping out with my friends' bands if that counts
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ha...you could say that
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no..Im picky and no one has made the cut...yet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck I hate asian food
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup...while helping out with the band
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: this time of the year...are u surveyors fuckin crazy?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ha....NOOOO...not me
Ever been called a Tease: no...but Ive been called a lot worse
Ever been Beaten up: nope...let someone try!
Ever Shoplifted: no...I dont need to steal...if I want it..Ill buy it
How do you want to Die: Evil doesnt die...=-) but if I have to...make it memorably
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im there baby...working as a Physical Therapist
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy...Im very proud of my heritage
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: as long as the persons not a midget...or a giant...Im satisfied
Weight: as long as youre not channelling Jabba the Hut or Mary Kate Olson...its fine
Best Clothing Style: Preppy...AE, A&F, and Hollister gets extra points
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: Ive lost counts....hundreds
Number of Piercings: on myself...none...they can be attractive on others
Number of Tattoos: none...yet...others...see above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: thinking with my heart instead of like I usually do...cerebrally....more often than not
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My Interests

Travel, keeping current on my profession, fitness and exercise, helping out closely with my favorite Pittsburgh Band, working on finding new worthy members of The J Team and self-promotion (who better to talk about how great I am than yours truly?, tanning to the point that my skin looks like Im from another country and keeping up on new cosmetic procedures that I plan on partaking in the future
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I'd like to meet:

Interesting people in general, the true Father of the J Team = - ), Colin Farrell (of course), someone attractive who doesnt abuse leather and copious body hair at the Eagle (Id like at least some eye-candy when I waste my Saturday nights) as well as anyone that can put up with me!!

Music:

90'S alternative, top 40's (pop), local independent musicFoo Fighters - DOA

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Movies:

Horror movies, action adventures, dramas, most anything that has a good plot...Brokeback Mountain (a great show with a real-life ending...not everything in life has a happy ending)
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Television:

Never have been a big TV person...but I do like reality based shows (have always been a big fan of MTV's Real World) as well as yes, Ill publicly admit it, professional wrestling (even in the time frame when its not a hot pop culture staple)...Logo is kinda cool if you like that rainbow flag waving gay stuff = - )

Books:

Hmmm...reading...haven't done a lot of that recently..although I've always been a Stephen King fan (no one can write shit like that without being under the influence of something)...they're not really books but I like to keep up with entertainment news in the weekly gossip magazines like US, In Touch, and of course I check out Rolling Stone regularly
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Heroes:

Well...I'd like to say myself...but honestly people that stay positive no matter what life sends their way...I work in a profession where a lot of the patients have physical limitations yet continue to strive forward...for as much as I bitch about life at times...I really have no right...those are the true heroes....on the lighter side: Sienna Miller (she figured out in a few days what it took me 30 years to figure out about Pittsburgh), Mel Gibson (hey, I dated in Squirrel Hill before)...the late Brian Pillman (RIP 1962-1997)..everyone should admire a self-labelled "loose cannon"

My Blog

The Redstone Wedding

Well...last night was a blast at my friend April's wedding....talk about big steps for both of us....she walked the aisle and for the first time in five years I walked into a social event without a ha...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST