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Beth

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My Interests

Music:

Social Distortion to Lila Downs.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber forever, The House of Yes for the great one liners, Frida for the eye candy and inspiration, Better off Dead because John Cusak movies always have great music and my kind of humor, True Grit because Tim lost a bet to me that Dennis Hopper wasnt in it and thats how I won the bet for our baby. Wes Anderson movies. Much Ado ABout Nothing is Hi-larious

Television:

Anything except for war documentaries that Tim watches. Don't we already know how it turned out? The dog whisperer (there must be a way)

Books:

A Prayer For Owen Meanie, anything by Joseph Wambaugh or Isabele Allende, Steinbeck, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Ken Kesey, J.D. Salinger, Hukleberry Finn, Cannery Row (I think I knew a few of the Characters)Charlie and The Chocolate factory, The Star Wars Trilogy(dont mock me)

Heroes:

My husband, in a world full of sheep, he is the sheep dog. They way he looks at his son makes my world spin on its axis. The way he loves me is exquisite.

My Blog

SPRING TRAINING, BITCHES!!

According to the count down meter on Dodgers.com  spring training officially starts in 22 hours and 55 minutes!!! All of those who have attended games with me in the past, please take a moment to...
Posted by Beth on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:29:00 PST

Your tax dollars hard at work

Valentines Day  12:00 noon- Tim calls. "A funny thing just happened. I was driving out on this dirt road in the middle of nowhere and this little puppy ran in front of my truck. I almost ran...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:13:00 PST

MOTHERHOOD...... OR SOMETHING LIKE IT

Let me begin by warning you that if you are easily grossed out and do not want to read about baby poo, you should click that back arrow right on out of here now. If, however, you are fearless and want...
Posted by Beth on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:39:00 PST

Life on Tattoine

So, I spent this evening lying on the couch eating a whole box of Chips Ahoy cookies while Joe slept on my stomach. He is going through a faze at the moment where if I put him down for even a moment, ...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:36:00 PST

Wanna talk about a good time...

Do you want to hear about having a good time? Spend nine months carrying around a little sprout, have your body demand great things of you, produce food from things that used to produce great pleasure...
Posted by Beth on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:41:00 PST

4 a.m. feedings

It is no well kept secret that I have large boobs. Before I got pregnant I was packing the 36 DDs. Well, you should see me now that my son is almost a month old and I am breast feeding. I'm not going ...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:05:00 PST

The BABY IS COMING!!

So,. I had a doctors appointment this morning. She scheduled to induce me on the morning of the 28th but said I will never make it that far. I'm thinking Sunday night or Monday morning. I spent the re...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

Laundry markers

Tim and I were walking through Wal-mart, which has become almost like our date night ritual, trying to remember that I need a float for the pool so I can relieve some of this weight for even a brief m...
Posted by Beth on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

Um...help!

I spent 35 years, my entire life living fearlessly, recklessly, balls out, with little thought to becoming hurt, maimed or dying. I have been a SCUBA diver for 13 years, petted sharks at night in...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

new dog trick

Jezebel has settled in nicely. Not only did she teach herself how to open the little door that blocks the dog door, this week she taught herself how to open the sliding glass door. Also, her new favor...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:55:00 PST