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King Twisteemon

You wanna die tonight Sydney?

About Me

METAL RULES AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T LISTEN. I really despise whingers and bad attitudes,EVERYBODY! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!! I really despise "GANGSTERS", They all seem to have a severe case of superiority complex and just need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN!! they take guys on in groups and obviously can't fight one on one, what pussies they really are. they need to be educated. we obviously need FLAME THROWERS!!!!!!!! and metal to set the mood. I have a "unique" sense of humour, Red is the best colour of all, Tui is the only drink I recognise, Bacon is the ultimate food, A chick into metal is Great and a Historic battle involves solid dogs and a mighty Boar.M: Making sweet, sweet sound E: Everyone should listen T: Take it to the next level A: And L: Love it every step of the wayHOW MANY THICK EARS HAVE TO BE HANDED OUT BEFORE KIDS LEARN, DRUGS ARE FOR ADULTS!! GO TO BED!!

My Interests

METAL!!!!! drinking, chicks,drinking, playing guitar and my new bass, chicks and ahhhhh sumthing else, ohh yeah, making a dick of myself

I'd like to meet:

MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN, HE ROCKS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET JESSICA ALBA, SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT!! Also the guys from Back of the Y masterpiece television, Strapping Young Lad, Tom Green, Cannibal Corpse, TOOL, alredy met the guys from GORTOLLOGY, they're cool, check them out,Sinate, also great New Zealand metal.

Music:

anything heavy and fast, i don't like all the new mainstream bands, they're just doing it for money and fame when music is really about unleashing all the pent up hate and disgust you hold for the way the world is turning out and if any1 likes it then it's a bonus. Emo sux!! Disembowel them all!!! Fucking criers! why don't you go cut yourself and harden the fuck up

Movies:

saving private ryan, just the beach landing though. black hawk down when orlando bloom falls out of the chopper, that made my day lol. napoleon dynamite just coz it was so fucked up it was funny. freddy got fingered, classic tom green, Grandmas boy (weed and video games, the perfect combo), Benchwarmers, Dragonball Z Fusion Reborn (WICKED!!), V for Vendetta (don't we all wish we could do that?) Baseketball (fucking hillarious!), Team America Fuck Yeah! Anything that has the names Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they're 2 of a kind and no1 can stop them MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Borat! Mr Baron you are the FUCKING man! i couldnt imagine the things he did before i saw that movie, definitely has to be a sequel to that

Television:

not much anymore, the government likes to take all the good stuff off, they even censored Dragonball Z. Back of the Y masterpiece television, i miss that, hired the DVD the other day and it's still funny as fuck! Get it, Get it, Get it, NOW!!!

Books:

ohhh those things with pages

Heroes:

vegeta, homer simpson, Danny Parker, Randy Campbell, and the South Islands most retarded mechanic, Spanners Watson.