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whitelight/whiteheat

<font color=pinkstill humping the american dream?

About Me

ATTN: THIS MYSPACE IS NO LONGER IN USE. DO NOT ADD IT. IF YOU CARE AT ALL, ADD MY NEW ACCOUNT, (www.myspace.com/fuckknock) BUT I STILL WONT ADD YOU UNLESS YOU KNOW ME/MESSAGE ME FIRST. FUCK CREEPY INTERNET STALKERS/PICTURE THEIVES. THE ENDim evil. and i dont like to do anything except for eat. and give people dirty looks. im fat. i have lovehandles. im not hot. and its fun. IF YOU ARE GOING TO ADD ME, MESSAGE ME FIRST. i can do the frug. i can do the robocop. i can do the freddie. i cannot do the smurf. and i can hate your girl. i can tell you that shes real pretty. i can take my clothes off. i cannot fall in love. and i can do the frug. and i can watch tv. i can shuffle off to buffalo. i can do a backbend. i will not call you back. and i can start a book. i can make some mac and cheese. i can sleep 12 hours. you'll never see my eyes. and i can do the frug. i cannot fall in love. ill never fall in love. and i can do the frug. L is for love baby, and O is for only you that i do V is for loving virtually all that you are, and E is for loving almost everything you do. R is for raping, and M is for murder, and A is for answering all of my prayers N is for knowing your lovermans going to be the answer to all of yours. CLICK HERE!--- the grimace of orgasmemail me to get my AIM if this isnt you, then you probably dont really matter, cuz right here's the love of my life . .

My Interests

a place to cook, orange creamsicle ring pops, (and ring pops in general), minute maid pink lemonade, down with fashionXcore skeletor, talking to joe, the X in a box.

I'd like to meet:

caricatures of used car salesmen from dallas, people who can get a lot higher without drugs then with them, white rabbits, victims of the drug explosionsokay, im watching fear and loathing in las vegas.we ain't talking corazon here, we're talking ponochita!Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, and Jim Beamsomeone who can make fire without matches. people interested in engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation. people who like to ride bikes, run through sprinklers and fly kites. someone who will hold me when i start to cry. someone who looks hot when they're pissed. someone whose voice i can stand listening to for more than .5 seconds. THE NEW S[L]UT anyone familiar with the glass lined tanks of old latrobeanyone who can do the frug, who can do the robocop, who can do the freddie, but cannot do the smurf.

Music:

anything conducive to ass shaking, love making, heart breaking, and orgasm faking! (heh, jk on the last one..)

Movies:

totoro my neighbor, pulp fiction, requiem for a dream, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, and anything else w/ johnny depp- edward scissorhands, and what's eating gilbert grape being the favs....waking life, a clockwork orange, amelie, the city of lost children, detroit rock city, all three of baz lurhmans red curtain trilogy, the 'burbs, lock stock and two smoking barrels, the little mermaid and peterpan.

Television:

public access channel 19!!!

Books:

CATCH-22, Youth in Revolt (and Revolting Youth), A Confederacy of Dunces, Choke, Tin-Tin Comics, HARRY FUCKIN POTTER!

Heroes:

Cornwall from King Lear, my dog betty, Karly

My Blog

blogs are not fun

livejournal is better.
Posted by whitelight/whiteheat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST