Andrew

WELL, IT APPEARS OUR AFRICAN-AMERICAN FRIENDS HAVE FOUND YET SOMETHING ELSE TO BE PISSED ABOUT! A BLACK CONGRESS WOMAN REPORTEDLY COMPLAINED THAT THE NAMES OF HURRICANES ARE ALL CAUCASIAN SOUNDING NAMES. SHE WOULD PREFER SOME NAMES THAT REFLECT AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE, SUCH AS CHAMIQUA, TANISHA, WOEISHA, SHAQUEAL, AND JAMAL. SHE WOULD ALSO LIKE THE WEATHER REPORTS TO BE BROADCAST IN LANGUAGE THAT STREET PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE ONE OF THE PROBLEMS IN NEW ORLEANS IS THAT REGULAR FOLKS COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE SITUATION DUE TO THE RACIALLY BIASED LANGUAGE OF THE WEATHER REPORT. I CAN HERE IT NOW: A HOUSTON WEATHERMAN SAYS: "WAZZUP, MUT HA -FUKKAS! HEHR-I-CANE CHAMIQUA BE HEADIN' FO' YOU ASS LIKE LEROY ON A CROTCH ROCKET! BITCH BE A CATEGORY FO'! SO GRAB YO' CHIRREN, YO'HO, BE LEAVIN YO CRIB, AND HEAD FO' DA NEAREST GUV'MENT OFFICE FO YO FREE SHIT!" AND ANOTHER ONE... A VERY LOUD, GROSSLY OVER-WEIGHT, AND VERY UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN WALKED INTO WAL-MART WITH HER TWO KIDS, YELLING OBSCENITIES AT THEM ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE ENTRANCE. THE WAL-MART GREETER SAYS, "GOOD MORNING, AND WELCOME TO WAL-MART. NICE CHILDREN YOU HAVE THERE. ARE THEY TWINS?" THE UGLY WOMAN STOPPED YELLING LONG ENOUGH TO SAY, "HELL NO! THEY AIN'T TWINS! OLDEST ONE'S NINE, AND THE FAT ONE'S SEVEN. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THEY'RE TWINS? ARE YOU BLIND, OR JUST STUPID?" IN A PLEASANT TONE, THE GREETER RESPONDED, "I'M NOT STUPID. I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT LAID TWICE."