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Excerpts from The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide: Symptom : Feet cold and wet. Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom : Bar moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked. Symptom : Everything has gone dim. Fault : The pub is closing. Solution : PANIC!!
"I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."
Bill Hicks.
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"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert CamusThere is just something specail about Lissa...