MYSPACE BIG NO.NO's
1. Abs or Ass if you do decide to take a picture of your abs or ass, make sure you have some first. If ur big and you think you have abs/ass... its not abs/ass... its juss fat... a fat ass wit a fat ass and abs wit lotsa steroids in it. Please, if i wanted to see ironing boards id go in the closet and if i wanted to see elephants i'll go to africa and if i wanted to take drugs il drink robitussin defo not steroids il go for implants haha.
2. Teeth- if you decide to smile in your myspace pictures and your teeth is beyond a mess, please keep your mouth close. I dont wanna see teeth that look like roger rabbit, or teeth that looks like youve been eating brick burgers.
3. Face- everyone may or may have had acne in the past or have it now, but myspace isnt a place to show it. If you acne and you decide to do close ups on your face then i'm better off staring at a pepporoni pizza. Nobody wants to see pimple that look like volcanos. DENiED!
4.Baby Pictures- theres not that much to say on this but umm, if you were ugly as hell when you were a baby... then please, please take em off. I personally dont care if you were released from the zoo as a child, just you dont have to show your childhood on Myspace even if your cute now. We know the story bout the ugly duckling and all that shit, not the business!
5.Not You- ok please in the hell stop posting pictures of your ugly ass animals or your family members and not have one picture of you. Matter of fact, quit having celebrity pictures or those lil cartoon doll things from black planet, because we all know you must b ugly if you got all these other pictures but not one of yourself.
6.Shoes- if your posting pictures of other peeps gear like shoes and shit dont do it. Most of the people dont kno that ive seen alot of those pictures of shoes, i am a finatic... and u still gonna post them on your myspace talkin bout my shoes n shit. Lol if they your shoes then take a picture wit dem or summin!
7. Frontin- nobody cares if you bang on the internet, or if your from Myspace Crip. Dont come at me wit no foul shit talkin head, and you live in NY or London.shit like that is funny as hell and best believe i will forward your message to somebody random as hell and tell them to look at 50 cent lil brother tryna bang on me.
8.Questions- asking questions that you can clearly find on someone page is stupid. I dont even respond to those, i just go on my way and click that delete button
9.Comments- tellin people to comment your pix or your page is retarted... i put that on big bird from sesame street. Then you gonna have the nerve to tell me i'm not gonna comment yours if you dont comment mine... wtf! lol... i dont give a flying rat turd about gettin my shit comment... shit matter of fact i wish i can take away some most of them
10.Hair- everybody kno my hair be nappy from time to time... but dammm... seriously... if you showing more tracks then rail roads, more glue then elmers and more naps then tina turner... its time to get yo shit done. Dont take a pix talkin bout this my baby hair wen its broken off, or you decided to take a picture at a party after you sweated your press out, cuz lookin hot is completely different from lookin a hot mess.
11.Not Your Shit- if you take a picture in... hmm lets see... somebodys hat, glasses, or shirt.... and then u got the nerve to have a pic of them wit da same thing on... you have been officially been denied for everythin on earth.
12.Model- please stop having pictures talkin bout ur america's next top model... maybe philippines or spain/Mexico but america hell nah specially if u got a pic wit u 15 ft away frm de camera talkin bout ''look im cute'' well dam if i tink ur ugly from 15 ft away chances ur ugly by the tym u get 2 de 14 ft mark or even 10 haha das all bout dis shit xxx
Who are you by sadi3s
Name:: Xasta
Age:: 19
eye color:: black brown
Hair color:: dark brown
piercings:: 4
Height:: 5'4
Tattos:: am gettin 1 soon
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:: Kevin Hakiza
This of that
Black or blue: both
girl or boy: twins
dog or cat: dawg
kiss or hug: kiss
single or taken: taken
rock or rop: rap
country or techno: techno
pepsi or coke: pepsi cuz it makes u sxc
Love or money: both but love comes first
your favorite
drink:: tequilla 4 life
food:: filipino*mexican*african
Color:: hotpink*yellow*black&white*blue*grey
game:: hide n seek lolz jk
Movie:: many to list
Animal:: black panther
word:: gee*gosh*holy crap
Day:: friday cos its gimick day
Holiday:: xmas n ma birthday lmao
Name:: bianx*suki*xasta&kev
Have you
Kissed someone:: yeah
Huged someone:: yeah
Ran naked in the rain:: erm yeah when i was a kiddo
skinny dipped:: yeah
braken up with someone:: yeah :(
been broken up with:: secret
been slapped:: yeah
been in a fight:: sometimes
ever drank:: yeah
ever smoked:: nope
ever been drunk:: yeah
your
best friends:: kev
Best phyiscal feature:: lips
First thought waking up:: chek myspace
fears:: spiders*snakes
weakness:: maths
longest relationship:: 1yr/4mths nearly 5 now n so on n so ford
last bf/gf:: secret
Bf/Gf:: kev
favorite song:: who do u tell by tamia
thought right now:: hmm
favorite out of a bath or shower:: shower
best memory:: beach backhome
What do you want
In a Bf/Gf:: thoughtful,sweet n fun to be with
in a friend:: joker
for breakfast:: cereal
right now:: is to curl up in bed n sleep
in ten years:: house&lot+2cars
in one year:: a car
for christmas:: gifts
for your birthday:: dough for my shopping spree
if you had three wishes:: my own house*gd job*car
after you get off the computer:: take a nap
to happen this weekend:: party
in life:: happiness
to listen to:: music?wtf ..
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People who are not retarded. Unless you're literally retarded... Then I'll talk to you. No one who's a schmuck. Seriously, you know if you're a schmuck or not. And if you don't, well then you're stupid and I don't want to talk to you anyway.Someone who outlives my fickleness. People who are unconventional.
Note: Do not write to me and say, "Do I know you?" or anything like that. If I added you, it's either because;
A: You posted your email add somewhere or
B: I thought you looked interesting.
I don't randomly add EVERYONE but I do add people because I like their pictures/bios whatever. You do not need to message me with an explanation as to why you're rejecting my request if that's the case. Just do it and move on. And if your profile is so fucking junked up.. il add u but f*&%$ you anyway...If ure not add,dont be mad just step d game up..:P
♥if i said something that offends you...im not sorry.u fix it haha..xoxo
slo r&b*hiphop*garage*reggae*techno*old songs
many to list..
*wife&kids*simpsons*avatar*kingofqueens*national geography*
sxc shorts for lovers,stephen king,davinci code,LOTR,readers digest etc