Junkie Cosmonaut - ProfilesArchive

About Me

No WMDs in Iraq? What about PMDs?

Pretty much, I hate everything: the moon, everyone(including you AND me), birds, hygiene, poeple who ca'nt spell write, and especially IBS. If you don't suffer from IBS, than fuck off: I especially hate you.
I DO enjoy finding new kinds of music. Like, just recently I found out about a band called Gogol Bordello. I think they're best defined as Gypsy Punk Rock.
I also enjoy my friends, though I have difficulty believin they enjoy me. Instead, I think they tolerate me enough to let me sit near them and buy them alcohol.
Ca Plane Pour Moi.

My Interests

Women, MUSIC!, dancing, heavy drinking, the nightlife and the boogie, surfing, swimming, watching movies, meeting new people

I'd like to meet:

People who cherish the truth, but revel in truthiness.

Music:

HIM, Guns 'n Roses, Motley Crue, Bloodhound Gang, Molly Hatchet, CKY, Poison, Tupac, "America! Fuck Yeah!"

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Dumb & Dumber, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, The Incredibles

Television:

24, You Can't Do That On Television, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains It All, Nip Tuck, Laguna Beach, Smallville, NCIS, Mind of Mencia, Dave Chappelle Show, South Park, Fairly Odd Parents, That 70's Show, Rescue Me, Heroes

Books:

Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Princess Bride, Forrest Gump (yes, it's a book), Penthouse Stories

Heroes:

Heroes are for people who have no intent on being remembered. I, for one, have all intention on being immortalized.

My Blog

Three Words Or Less

You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less. It's harder than you think.1. Where is your cell phone? In my coat2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? Does not exist3. Your hair?Napp...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST

Every Story Has A Prologue

The wheat fields drifted endlessly by. A mild spring had made sure that the stalks had grown tall and thick when the sweltering summer heat had set in. Now, harvest time was fast appr...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

Another Survey

Yeah, I know I've been copping out with these surveys instead of a legit blog, so expect one (a legit blog) within a few days. " AAre you available?: YesWhat is your age?: 26" BDo you know anyo...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

For Those Wondering

Okay, how many of you have seen these boyfriend/girlfriend/hook-up "applications"? I see them quite a bit, and most that I respond to give the poster a good laugh. So, for future ref...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

End of June Survey from Tom

1. Did you just wake up? Like, 10 hours ago. 2. Who's car were you in last? Mine, Viva El Homer!3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? Whenever someone lets me? Seriously, who knows.&nb...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

Selfish Man

"Selfish Man" by Flogging Molly I don't eat I just devour, everyone in every hour All is me, is all I need and that's all that I care Propelled through all this madness, by your beauty and my sadness ...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:34:00 PST

52 Off The Wall Questions

1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?Umm, I usually just curse. If I'm in a situation (around parents or children), I just don't put myself in a situation to curse. Howe...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

Sex?

Seriously. Any takers? Sorry Steve, I eat pussy. On another note, hope every one had a great 4th of July! I am keeping the Aloe Vera market afloat right now. Remember: s...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:29:00 PST

Celebrity Look Alikes

Personally, I never trust these things, but if 3 of my top look alikes are women, then I HAVE to be hot! ...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Where are all the reliable people at? Where are the friends who call? Where are the friends who visit? Did I miss out on finding these people already? Or are they hiding with the attractiv...
Posted by Junkie Cosmonaut on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST