Lesley-Anne

Mostly I like to sit in my room making schemes to reshape the world in my image, which usually involves covering stuff with faux fur and diamante sparkles, but it would be way more tasteful than it actually sounds.
One day I'd like to marry one of those really old rich guys with a heart condition, then when he dies in a TRAGIC ACCIDENT, I'll use the money to build a huge tower to sit at the top of and make schemes in instead.
If I was going to use a metaphor to describe myself I'd say I was one of those little sealed plastic cups of milk. They're really hard to open, so you have to fiddle with them for ages, and when you finally crack it you just end up a bit wet and covered in white stuff. And you can't drink your tea.
I also like kitttens of all types and am a shameless slave to the cafe culture. They should open a cafe where you can pet kittens while you eat really nice cake. I like cake.
I have loads of weird dreams too. Like the other night I dreamt people kept like poking me in the stomach really really hard. That wasn't very nice.