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SNACKSIZEGRL

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About Me

I was born first in a family of five in Chicago, Illinois. I am a typical cancer in that I enjoy being at home and doing domestic things. (cooking, decorating, scrapbooking, painting...)I enjoy the simple things in life like exploring a new town and people watching, theater shows and little 'dive' restaurants with fantastic food!Although I did go to Northern Illinois University for two years, I could not commit to a major! Since then, I became a licenced esthtetician and am conciedered the "Brow Master"in some circles. (Most guys prob. don't have a clue what I am talking about....)One of my favorite things to do is to get slap happy on road trips and search for the craziest white trash "Lawn Art" (Like the toilet seat in the front yard or the couch on the porch.)I'm athletic, but the funny thing is, I am a complete klutz. I broke my toe and finger this year...street fighting, of course!:)My weaknesses are: French Toast, extra-long massages and pedicures, people that are funny in a sarcastic way, and finding time to do nothing!My pet peeves are cattiness, people who force their religious beliefs on others by blowing up world trade centers, people that step on others to get ahead, morons that have fancy cars and bad teeth. (priorities, people!)Individuals who take care of their pets better than their children. (once again, priorities, people!) wasting my time in traffic, and people that don't say thank you.My addictions are: non-fat lattes, Chi tea, sugar free red bull...(notice a pattern here....caffeine, baby!)shopping for...ANYTHING!, interior design, and beautiful delicate jewlery.I see myself as pretty easy to please. I love beauty and see it in everything...if I don't, I will bring it out! (The power of a make-over is amazing!) I prefer quality over quantity in anything. I am not a label whore, (although I do like nice things...)My ultimate dream is: To never have to stress about anything, espeacially money! AND....I would love to own a beautiful, small timber-frame interior cutom built home. It would have a stone exterior and be high on a mountain surrounded by trees and a winding path to get to it. In the backyard would be a private lake for my husband to fish and a garden for me to putz around in. We would be secluded but near a shopping mall, of couse! I would love to have the time to take cooking courses and dancing classes and take a formal ettiqute training like they have at finishing schools.
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My Interests

I LOVE PLAYBOY and have wanted to be a Playmate since I saw my first publication.

I'd like to meet:

I'm HAPPILY married to the Hunky John Turk on my friends list. So, I'm DEFINITELY not interested in relationships; just networking for modeling work. Seriously. No joke. p align="justify"

Music:

Gwen Steffani; Black Eyed Peas; NickelBack; U2; ColdPlay; Nine Inch Nails and Depeshe Mode, Goo-Goo Dolls and Nelly Furtato!!

Movies:

Goodfella's; Freeway; Hostle; Marvins Room; Ground Hogs Day; Walk the Line; Braveheart; Gia; Legally Blonde, True Romance, Dumb & Dumber, Office Space, U-Turn, Memoirs of a Geisha!

Television:

THE SHEILD!!!! Girls Next Door, King of Queens, Forensic Files, The Haunting!

Books:

I just finished "Running with Scissors" by Augusten Burroughs. I LOVED it! Whitty. Fun. Makes you feel better about your own life.

Heroes:

My parents for being such GREAT loving people. My sister Emily has a wonderfully infectious personality. My little sis Christy is such a good sweet person. My husband( www.JohnTurk.net ) is my hero. I really appreciate the men & women in IRAQ who are sacrificing for all of us who enjoy the freedom our country has to offer. We have it SO good here.