Boris the potato - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i was planted in County Kerry several years ago, but i was taken by a boat to england. i was put in a basket in Tesco, but some nice loving people rescued me before i could be eaten. i have lived a full, happy life. or at least the best life a potato can live.sorry for the lack of capitals, but i don't have arms.

My Interests

i like to cook. i also like: travelling the world, watersports, conkers, watching TV (no couch potato jokes please), going out with my other fruit and vegetable-based companions

I'd like to meet:

mrs. potato head

Music:

i like what they call indie music. but i don't like the word "indie". but if they're lean and pasty-faced and play the guitar, i probably like them.

Movies:

i like lots of films. especially Quentin Tarantino ones, and wallace and gromit. but i don't like sex lives of the potato men. that gives potatoes a bad name.

Television:

i like surreal british comedy. i like Monty Python and the Mighty Boosh. but i also watch quiz shows. but not those weird late night ones on ITV hosted by those dweebs who keep shouting. those scare me.

Books:

i like philosophy. economics is good too. i like john maynard keynes. sci-fi is always good.. so are russian novels. i'm quite the reader, you know.

Heroes:

stephen fry.