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MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics MySpace CodesWe aren't really affiliated with Mickey Mouse or Disney in any way, we just use the image of him because we found it a long time ago and it's pretty funny. We will continue to use it until Michael Eisner and the rest of the Disney corporation come find us and undoubtedly file a lawsuit against us. We have no money, so we're just letting you know now, Eisner, you're wasting your time.

My Blog

Study reveals women missing part of brain that allows for decision-making

A recent study performed by graduate students at Grambling State University in Louisiana revealed what many have been suspecting for years: over 97% of females are missing a portion of their brain whi...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:37:00 GMT

Celebrity sex offender convicted, faces 30-year sentence

LOS ANGELES--Former TV star Zack Morris, best known for portraying himself on the 1990's teen sitcom "Saved by the Bell," was convicted yesterday of 34 separate counts of statutory rape, as well as on...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:48:00 GMT

The Domino Pro

Yo, I once was the youngest competitive Domino player in the entire freakin world.  That's right, that shit you see on ESPN2 in the mid-afternoon, when there's nothing else on, I did that. ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:03:00 GMT

My Big Fat Mexican Dream

By The Hagermeister=My Big Fat Mexican Dream= I want to find a girl I can't stand being without, marry her before my 21st birthday, buy a yacht, purchase 100 pounds of the "good herb," and then go o...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:38:00 GMT

TGS (Tony Gwynn Syndrome)

By Makita the Power Tool Out of all the minorities in our world today, the most feared, revered, emulated, and imitated is the African American. The African American (or "Negro" to those of you rea...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:29:00 GMT

Jesus acknowledges superstardom, drops last name

By Makita the Power Tool HEAVEN--Adorned in designer jeans and sunglasses, and with his trademark flowing mane uncharacteristically braided in cornrow fashion, Our Lord and Savior formerly known as ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:27:00 GMT

Anorexic sorority girl evaporates, dies

By Juan AphillipinesSEATTLE--An unnamed member of the University of Washington's chapter of the Kappa Alpha Beta sorority, who recently went missing after months of suffering from an eating disorde...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:25:00 GMT

Dont f@.! with Bobby Jones!

By Rufus JacksonBobby Jones would dunk on your mother.  Bobby Jones would set a bone-crushing pick on your little sister.  Bobby Jones would steal the ball from the Pope and drain a three ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:22:00 GMT

Michael McDonald is a thief

By Rufus Jackson Michael McDonald, please stop now.  You've destroyed far too many songs with your overly-deep voice, your obesity, and your overall lack of talent, and I'm sick of it.  Y...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:21:00 GMT

Go Meat!

By Rufus JacksonI was driving along Montlake Blvd. the other day and passed beneath the overpass that goes from Stevens Way to Hec Ed Pavilion.  Stopped in the building rush hour traffic, I loo...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:58:00 GMT