Doug The Bird - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am short, grey, I have a red tail, I like peanuts, football and men. I only bite when I'm off balance. I can sing, cough, burp, sneeze, speak 2 languages and dance. I do not fancy smoke alarms or cats. I take a bath once a week. Most of the time I do not leave the toilet seat up. I'm not a very good cook. I can't spell. I can fly.Get your layout at ProfileLook.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hekel and jekel (spelling?) Tweety, Foghorn Leghorn (spelling?), Chicken Little, Mother Hen, The chicken who played in "Charlotte's Web"...I didn't quite catch her name..., That hot little blue bird in "Cinderella"..., Woody Woodpecker, Big Bird, That bird in "Roadrunner", Tom (the myspace guy who keeps sending me messages..he's hot)

Music:

Title #1 by RareBird, Anything by The Beatles, Theme from Andy Griffith (spelling?), Theme from Bridge Over River Kwai (spelling?) also known as "Winners Warm Up with Malto Meal", That old rock and roll song "I Like Bread and Butter", Anything by the Birds, I like FreeBird even though it's not cool to like FreeBird..., TheChillBand (www.myspace.com/chillband), etc etc etc

Movies:

The Birds

Television:

Football, Cartoons (especially Cow and Chicken, Roadrunner and Woody Woodpecker...I don't much fancy Sponge Bob Square Pants...who wants to watch a show about a foul mouth sponge?) National Geographic, Sundance Channel (to practice my language skills), Andy Griffith (just the beginning)

Books:

Any book with recycled paper...they taste better...

Heroes:

That bird in Roadrunner...What is his name? Am I the only one who cares what his real name is??? So very sad...