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About Me

I play guitar a little too loud, I drink a little too much, I run into burning buildings when other people run out... I'm an asshole... Blah blah blah, who the fuck cares.

I officially endorse EVERLY GUITAR STRINGS , and DEVLIN GUITARS. Please click the links for more information.You Are 100% North Jersey

You are totally North Jersey! You really know the area and have Jersey pride. Chances are you just got back from being down the shore! Unless you're taking this test in wintertime in which case you just got back from Christmas shopping in Paramus. Unless it's Sunday, in which case... Hey how come I didn't see you in church today? =P

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My Interests

Guitars, cars, video games, great sex. What? I'm just a regular guy.

I'd like to meet:

Any girl who can sing or play guitar. But if you're gonna hit that button that says "Add Me As A Friend" then you should at least make sure we have something in common! No fake pornstars, please. Oh, and if you say the word "chillax" on a regular basis, please don't waste my time.

Oh and FYI... My girlfriend's a babe.

Music:

AC/DC; Guns N Roses; Van Halen; HEMI; Perfect Obsession; Minds Above; Megadeth; Metallica; Drowning Pool; Velvet Revolver; Lynyrd Skynryd; SRV; Hendrix; BB King; Ashlee Simpson (dont laugh); Perfect Angle; Queen; Slash's Snakepit; Aerosmith; Nelly; Eminem; Weird Al; Dio; Alice Cooper; Poison; Thin Lizzy; Pink Floyd; Led Zeppelin; Frank Zappa; Tesla; Black Label Society; .38 Special; Stone Temple Pilots; The Beatles; The Rolling Stones; Bad Company; Def Leppard; The Misfits; Judas Preist; Ozzy Osbourne; Black Sabbath; ZZ Top; Disturbed; Powerman 5000; The Exies; Nickelback; Theory Of A Deadman; Pearl Jam; God Forbid; Byzantine; Atreyu; I Am Ghost; Bullet For My Valentine; Amber Pacific

Movies:

Ladder 49; Backdraft; Lord of the Rings trilogy; Star Wars; Star Trek(s); Clerks; Chasing Amy; Mallrats; Dogma; The Godfather; Spinal Tap; Club Dread; Super Troopers; Seven Samurai; The Last Samurai; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Seven; Stigmata; Constatine; The Matrix; Rocky IV; Rocky V; American History X; Hero; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2; Batman Begins; The Longest Yard; the ORIGINAL Batman and Batman Returns (Michael Keaton is to Batman is what Sean Connery is to Bond); Pirates of the Caribbean; Ocean's Eleven; Ocean's Twelve; and other various movies that I really don't remember right now...

Television:

Pimp My Ride; Viva La Bam; Third Watch; ER; Law and Order; Firefly; Entourage

Books:

Guitar Player. Maxim Magazine.

Heroes:

My friends Kevin, J, and James

My brother Trent.

My father.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -- Dean Martin

My Blog

You Rock The World

There is no doubt that the music industry has undergone a sea change in the last ten years. You Rock Media Group, Inc., is a new and innovative music label that intends to embrace these changes as it...
Posted by Slammer on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

Receding hairline AHOY!

Growing up is such a pain in the balls. The first and foremost thing I recommend to those coming of age... Whatever you do, DO NOT get a credit card. My anus has to repeatedly get stitched back up whe...
Posted by Slammer on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:06:00 PST

Medical Discharge

I have dyshidrosis pomphylixia, a severe form of chronic psoriasis/eczema. Its never really been bad before, but when I arrived on base and started the BMT process, it got worse than its ever been. ...
Posted by Slammer on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST

Do Something Amazing.

When I first wanted to join the Air Force, I weighed 212 pounds. They told me I had to lose weight. I did. I now weigh 185 pounds. I also added inches in mass to my musculature. I am in the Air Force....
Posted by Slammer on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:18:00 PST

Desperation

I am drowning in a pool of my own mistakes and misguided decisions. I should've made this choice a long time ago, but I hesitated and lost it. There is a point where every man can break. Every man can...
Posted by Slammer on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:39:00 PST

Ode To The Tri-Stater

These are not my words, but words I 100% agree and relate with. I write to you as I embark on a one month tour, and touring always puts certain things into perspective. Honestly, living in Jersey can ...
Posted by Slammer on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

Why I am no longer in mysteadybackfire

The music business is one of the most fragile businesses out there. Unless you have a written contract, anything can happen at any given moment. Such as being released from a band. mysteadybackfire...
Posted by Slammer on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

I am pissed off

Why do I feel like no one gets it?I was angry today.NBC took what they called a "moral stance" on the Don Imus thing, by pulling syndication.However, they aired the video of Cho whatshisname, the mass...
Posted by Slammer on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

The Grass Always Seems Greener.

I ask myself if I make the right choices. I don't consider it second guessing, really. More like, considering your prior options. Its not always a healthy thing to do, but it does give you perspective...
Posted by Slammer on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

Illusions

You can use your illusionsLet them take you where they mayWe live and learn and then sometimesIts best to walk awayOur realities are different. You are not I, and I, not you. Therefore, the truth to u...
Posted by Slammer on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST