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Mrs. Ze Ashness

I'm not a beauty queen, I'm just me

About Me


Figured I might as well change my "About Me" since I haven't in awhile.
Lets see, my name is Ashley (duh!) and I'm about ready to turn 22. I'm a boring person. Well, check that. I'm an entertaining person to 50 year olds since it seems we have the same interests (such as bingo, daily jigsaw, cats). If you enjoy drinking quite passionately, heavy drug usage, things that common sense tells you not to do, partying, gossip, living through the pain of other people, animal porn (had to throw that in there), I'm probably not the person for you. If you like drawing/anything art related, video games (I'm quite mature, but I'm still a kid at heart), rock music, CATS! or animals in general, visiting musuems, boring stuff, then we might just get along. Maybe. I'm also apparently an introvert no matter how hard I try to convince myself that I have extrovert tendencies. I do love having close friends, I just don't do so hot in large groups, and alone/recoop time is a must.
I'm a freelance artist, or perhaps pseudo freelance artist. I take on multiple paying art projects within my knowledge base, while in the mean time trying to finish my commission art website, which anyone who knows me can tell you I'll probably never actually finish. I just like saying I will because it makes me look productive. ;) I love everything art related, whether sketching, painting, sculpting, making jewelry (I have all the stuff for it, I just can't seem to get myself to do it), photography etc. I have absolutely no idea what I want to do permanent career wise, I'm just winging it right now, meddling with different stuff and see where it takes me. IF I had my way though, I would be an Illustrator and/or character developer for video games but again, we'll see where life takes me.
I'm happily married (going on our 2 year anniversary, and almost 6 years together total). My husband is the main person that keeps my sanity in tact and is my bestest friend. How we've managed to not annoy the piss out of eachother is beyond me. But I am ever grateful for it because he is a very sweet man and spoils me to no end, even though sometimes I don't admit it. We also have have 3 lovely (and very unique) cats. No more though, I'm catted out. Too many cats.
Uh, lets see what else. As stated above, I love rock music especially progressive rock and industrial/nu metal (I'm stuck in the 90's basically). In the same turn, I could listen to Enya all day, or if I feel like dorking it out, Final Fantasy music all day (I have this huge bonus soundtrack collection). Tool is, and probably will forever be my favorite band. I also seem to have this weird need to listen to Smashing Pumpkins lately enough though I use to hate them and make fun of people who liked them. But things change, yes?
Blah blah blah, enough about me. If you'd like to learn more, please contact me at....lmao wow I sound like a commercial. No really, I'm an open book, at least for the most part, so if you'd like to get to know me more, feel free to shoot me a message. I'm a sweet girl/woman/gal who loves to meet new people, so long as they aren't wasting my time (meaning I want to be a friend for friend purposes, not a friend of convenience). And there ya go. Peace out!
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class.
Especially since I rule.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests



- My Gorgeous, Intelligent Husband
- My Cats: Yoshi, Merlin and Odin
- Drawing/Painting/Crafts/Photography
- Web Designing
- My Wonderful Friends
- Video Gaming
- Learning and Discovering More About Myself
- History and Culture
- Mythology
- Paranormal (even though Haunted Houses scare the crap out of me)
- Figuring out this thing called life ^_^

I'd like to meet:


People who don't suck. Yeah.

Leave me some comments, word up!

Music:

TTTOOOOOLLLLLA Perfect Circle AC/DC Alice in Chains Aphex Twin Black Sabbath Chevelle Coheed and Cambria Days of the New Deftones Deichkind Disturbed Dream Theater Enya Evanescence Garbage Godsmack Goldfrapp Gravity Kills Jane's Addiction Killswitch Engage Korn Lacuna Coil Led Zepplin Live Marilyn Manson Ministry Mogwai Nine Inch Nails The Parlor Mob Portishead Queen Rage Against the Machine Rammstein Red Hot Chili Peppers Rob Zombie Rush The Shinedown Skinny Puppy Slipknot Smashing Pumpkins Soundgarden Stone Temple Pilots System of a Down Tears for Fears Three Days Grace Tool *fav band*

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange Across the Universe Advent Children American Psycho Ani-matrix Blood Diamond Cabaret The Cell Clerks Clerks II Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Curse of the Golden Flower Fiddler on the Roof Fight Club Gia Gone With the Wind Hero Interview with a Vampire Juno LOTR Series The Matrix Office Space Old School Original Sin Phantom of the Opera Requiem for a Dream Rocky Horror Picture Show The Secret Garden Sleepy Hallow Spirited Away Stardust Suicide Club White Oleander

Television:

What's Television? :P

Books:

Anansi Boys Angels and Demons Code Name: Baby The DaVinci Code Delusion of Satan Digital Fortress From Hell High Fidelity Holy Blood, Holy Grail HP books The Hirum Key The Tenth Justice The Unbidden Truth

Heroes:



My Blog

2. Heroes

Best fucking show on earth. This is not to be discussed for it is fact. Carry on. 
Posted by Mrs. Ze Ashness on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:15:00 PST