Danny - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Don't try to climb in my head. It's full of snakes and spider webs and boxes of old crap I should have thrown out years ago. Have you ever eaten at a diner at 3:00 in the morning and looked at the guy eating by himself and discussing pollitical views with the napkin dispenser? Well, I don't necessarily understand what he's saying, but let's just say that sometimes I relate. Oh, and that guy and I may or may not be blood related.I sing for a band called Ameritrash. A lot of times people walk up to me and they're like, "Hey! You sing for Ameritrash!" and I'm like, "Your MOM sings for Ameritrash." I think that's pretty funny. Usually people don't say much of anything to me though so I just have to yell out, "Hey! I sing for Ameritrash!" And then people respond with things like, "Who cares?!" or "Who the hell is Ameritrash?" or "Sir, this is a hospital - please keep your voice down." I like to keep it real like that with my fans, but it's really not necessary to call me sir. I'm just like you guys except with cooler clothing accessories. Hmm... Sir Danny Smith... I've changed my mind. Call me Sir.

My Interests

I sing in a band called Ameritrash. We rock. Hard. No seriously, it's stupid just how hard we rock. Don't even try to imagine it because whatever silly degree of rock you've just conjured up in your crack-hazed mind isn't even close. I mean, really. You're just embarassing yourself at this point.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's NOT crazy. Sane people seem to have no interest in talking to me. Is it me? Someone tell me. Is it?

Music:

Jellyfish, ELO, Cheap Trick, XTC, Beatles, The Grays, Queen, They Might Be Giants, Kiss, OK GO, Muse, NIN

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpson's, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, King of the Hill... Come to think of it, it's seems I don't like real people at all. Hmm. Interesting. I may very well be an asshole. I never considered that possibilty until just now. Gee, I guess the internet really DOES have all the answers!

Books:

Anything scratch and sniff or porn, but not both together.

Heroes:

Ham and cheese, turkey and swiss, wait... which one has shrimp on it- a hero or a po-boy? I get those confused. And if you eat a ham and cheese hero in New Orleans does that automatically make it a po-boy? What if you got a hero in Jackson, Mississippi but you got on a train and like ate half of it before the train reached New Orleans, would the second half be a po-boy? I think I actually prefer submarine sandwiches. They're TOTALLY different then the other two.