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To say that I'm an extrovert would be an understatement. I have always had very little interest in being normal, quiet, or ignored. Much to the dismay of those around me, I have a sick and juvenile sense of humor with little awareness of what is considered inappropriate. If you take a breath during a conversation with me, I will interrupt you with a vengeance and almost assuredly say the wrong thing. I am an open book of unrealized evil thoughts, plans for world domination, footnotes of lyrics and dick jokes, bad movie quotes, and memories of things that most people only dream of. If you so much as shake my hand when I drink, I will tell you EVERYTHING. My friends are all characters from a sitcom that would never sell because it would be too unrealistic. I am loyal to a fault and would die/listen to Asslee Simpson for my family and friends. I am a drummer and have toured consistantly for the past ten years. I am proudly in the band AMERITRASH with the coolest and flakiest musicians in the world and we will punch you IN THE FACE. My day job consists of telling crude jokes, drinking jager, and playing drums for piano players at J's BISTRO in San Marcos. Every now and then I humiliate myself for money with my comedy act DANNY and TAXI's ASS KICKING MACHINE. My search continues for someone who keeps me grounded and my pants up in public. This girl will hopefully tolerate my dorkiness and patiently await my emotional and comedic maturity. Did I mention that I HATE homeless people? Talking monkeys and farts will ALWAYS be funny. Binge drinking is underrated and we should raise awareness. I give and I give. When Lord? When's it gonna be my time? MyGen Profile Generator