Everything You Know Is Wrong... |
1.What is the geekiest part of your music collection?Tevin Campbell, dudes... Strawberry Letter 23... whatever happened to him. How do you go from Prince's protege to Prodigal Son, Where Ar...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:44:00 PST |
Bergers and Franks |
I figured out something about my life's Great Pattern the other day -- such a loathed thought, to be predictably categoriable (and yes, that's a word. And yes, I made it up) -- but nonetheless, I hav...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Dear Dad... |
Originally Written on 01/05/2001==========================dear dad...i wonder sometimes if there really is a greater meaning to life, beyond the daily basics of surviving. beyond even the the not so ...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST |
A Silly Little Grin |
New love makes for great comedy. The all new not-knowingness, where every minute is a discovery of maybe epic proportions or maybe minutiae and mundane banalities, but still, an intimate uncovering o...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:42:00 PST |
A Half Truth is a Whole Lie |
The best thing about being Jewish is that we get the greatest proverbs, mother witticisms and snappy one-liner comebacks. There's nothing like summing up a lifetime's travails or an emotionally catac...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST |
People Do Dumb Things Sometimes ~ Part 2 |
I met a man today... well, technically, I meet a man every day. Every minute of every day. This may be called a workplace hazard, since I'm a permanent resident of "the gym" and, well... lots of guys...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:53:00 PST |
10 Traits That Make You A Great Girlfriend |
(so why am I single?)
10. Shes independent
No one wants a girlfriend they have to baby-sit. Once in a while, like if shes had a rough day at work, its great to be her shoulder to cry on, but...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:16:00 PST |
Memoirs of a Go-Go Dancer : Love on the Dancefloor |
It's another moment of extremes -- the sometimey borderland that happens when Responsible Day collides with Ridiculous Night -- a suspended moment that throws everything into juxtaposition, ...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:40:00 PST |
Sex Never Wears Out |
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook; It was time for some nooky, by hook or by ...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:21:00 PST |
People Do Dumb Things Sometimes |
i have the sometimes unfortunate voyeuristic position of watching morons attempt the impossible -- i run a health club.
this gives me a bird's eye view of some of the most dangerous, bio-mechanically ...
Posted by pearl.LIFE on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 04:08:00 PST |
