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Bohnke

The weather today will be mildly confusing with a slight chance of perpetual heartache.

About Me

This may be a little bit harder to scribe out than I first thought – honestly at least. But whatever, I guess you could say that I’m a dreamer… but I’m not the only... Oops! Wait! No! That isn’t what I meant. Lame. What I meant to say is that you could probably say that I am an overly emotional, completely impulsive, wanna-be-artist, mess of a guy with his head in the clouds - and at least a few pale toes in the grave. I love color, the brighter the better, and mumble badly sometimes when I talk. Nature, and the animals you find in it have always intrigued me and made me smile, but I never think twice about eating big bloody chunks of steak meat for dinner. I like being around weird people and bore easily of normal conversation. Corporate America baffles me, and I realize now that this sad fact may keep me poor for all of eternity. I come across as indecisive sometimes, but it’s a ploy - I usually know what I want. I have never been one to have a whole big wondrous cackling gaggle of friends, but the few I have, I have for a reason – and I care about them fiercely. Hmmm? What else? I love to read. Olive green is my favorite color right now. I never wear black, I think its un-original and I'm pretty sure that Winnie Cooper was a cold-blooded whore. Pee-Wee was probably a pimp, and the Midwest is just a big swath of land where boring fleshbags go to die. People think that I am a quiet shy person until they get to know me better, then they wish that their original assumptions were right. I think I may go into high gear with my writing so I've started a blog - you can find it at: http://bohnke-paddedroom.blogspot.com/ Anything else? Well… Oh, and I’m a fucking genius!
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My Interests

Who knows? It depends on my mood and the time of year. I love reading myself to sleep at night, painting octopi when I feel inspired, writing when I am in pain, and drawing when I am bored. I will watch good movies pretty much anytime and smile when I can be lazy. I like having a few drinks outside with friends and dont mind falling down at the end of the night sometimes because of it. I like naps and I could daydream helplessly for hours if it wasnt for that pesky reality stuff.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who ever got that sick feeling that they were about to make the biggest mistake of their life, blinked - and did it anyway.

Music:

Wow! And I thought that the "about me" nonsense was hard. Anyway, My alltime favorite band is Blind Melon. Lately I've been digging on the Heartless Bastards, a local act (shout-outs to jhumor). Other than that it just depends on how I'm feeling. Grateful Dead. Widespread Panic. Phish. Afghan Whigs. Allman Brothers. Marley. Sublime. Pearl Jam. Jefferson Airplane. Snoop. Jack Johnson. Wu Tang. Dre. Ben Harper. Dylan. the Hollies. Velvet Underground. I dont know - you get the point. Pretty much anything that doesnt appeal to dirty trailer trash or have yelling in it.

Movies:

I like a lot of independant movies lately - low budget stuff. My favorites are usually strange dramas, but I will give pretty much anything a chance if it isnt overly bloody or disturbing. I like good documentarys sometimes too, and love action/sci-fi stuff. Whatever... Princess Bride. Jesus' Son. The Flats. World Traveler. Buffalo 66. Almost Famous. Fear and Loathing. Eternal Sunshine. Garden State. The Fog of War. Crouching Tiger. Hero. Brown Bunny. Adaptation. Big Fish. The Jungle Book. Bittersweet Motel. Edward Scissorhands. Boondock Saints. Bringing Out The Dead. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Snatch. Star Wars (ALL of them). Indiana Jones. Back to the Future. Xmen. Charlottes Web. Close Encounters. Permanent Midnight. 25th Hour. Crooklyn. A League of There Own. Raising Arizona. Hoosiers. Leaving Las Vegas. AND....Blah, Blah, Blah.

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Television:

TV is the most horrible thing that has ever happened to the human race. It is an evil machine that is to be feared at all costs - and yet I love it like a whipped dog loves its master. Yes, I admit it - I've got my shows. The Wonder Years might be the most fantastic thing to ever spew forth from that vile electric box. AND the machine has decided to finally show it again (twice every night) and that makes me very very happy. Pther than that I just bounce around between stuff like: old Simpsons. Family Guy. Roseanne. scrubs. X-files. CNN. ESPN(except Jim Rome). King of the Hill. Tales of the Gun. Gunslinger Girl. And there are a few others, but its hard to say. Yes, I like these shows - but it doesnt mean that I'm happy about it. And neither is Danny Bonaduce for that matter. Ah well..

Books:

Anything Hunter Thompson, but my favorite is "The Great Shark Hunt". William Burroughs. Kurt Vonnegut. Chuck Palahniuk. Upton Sinclair. Dean Koontz. Michael Crichton. George Orwell. Some Hemmingway. I also liked Stephen King a whole bunch until I got to the end of the Dark Tower series - now I just want to pee on his face. Those are my favorites but I will read ANYTHING (I once read a foul tale known as Bridgette Jones' Diary)in an emergency.

Heroes:

Hmmm? I guess I would have to say Jesus. It seems like he was a pretty hard cat. Either that or Snakeyes - I've always wanted to be the strong silent type, and how could you not be inspired by spec-op ninjas? Yo Joe! John Goodman is pretty sweet too.

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My Blog

We only die once but for such a long time.

For some reason I started a lame blog thing, so from now on, if you want to read a bunch of my ugly nonsense, you can dig it (or not) at: http://bohnke-paddedroom.blogspot.com...
Posted by Bohnke on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST