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The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

About Me

i'm nate. and you know this, mannnnn!..

My Interests

music, altered states, dvds, grating cheese, making toast, eating toast, inter-dimensional travel

I'd like to meet:

butters. dr zoidberg. troy mcclure.

Music:

the beatles, the dismemberment plan, pink floyd, tool, radiohead, rage against the machine, the weakerthans, minus the bear, foo fighters, queens of the stone age, the beach boys, aphex twin, cave-in, coldplay, silverchair, john williams, cake, king crimson, bob marley, codeseven, jimi hendrix, the apex theory, jump little children, ben folds(five), dialated peoples, ween, wyclef jean, RJD2, orbital, beck, dave matthews band, wilco, my morning jacket, gorillaz, fatboy slim, miles davis

Movies:

the cable guy, the truman show, dogma, the big lebowski, the hudsucker proxy, this is spinal tap, caddyshack, dazed and confused, finding nemo, old school, true romance, scarface, 2001: a space odyssey, the shawshank redemption, event horizon, l.o.t.r., team america, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the life aquatic, mr. holland's opus, the machinist, the united states of leland

Television:

seinfeld, south park, simpsons, lost, arrested development, the office, entourage

Books:

the stand, l.o.t.r., the hobbit, hitchikers guide to the galaxy, jurassic park, the shining, 'salem's lot, fear and loating in las vegas, love all the people, less than zero

Heroes:

bill hicks, stephen colbert, trey parker and matt stone, john williams, larry david

My Blog

brilliant

somebody posted this on another page, and i found it and thought it was so brilliant, i had to put it up in hopes that more people will read it. certainly made me laugh my ass off and gave me hope fo...
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 02:44:00 PST

the end of the world

I remember there used to be a time when a band had to be talented to become big and gain recognition. What ever happened to those times? It pains me to turn on the tv and see all the garbage that's ...
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i fucking HATE shitty bands. you should too

and it seems they're just getting worse and worse, with no hope in sight. all these unoriginal, talentless, emotionless tools, making millions of dollars playing shitty music i've heard a million tim...
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shat

mouth to cunt... resuscitation! mouth to cunt... resuscitation! mouth to cunt... resuscitation! mouth to cunt... resuscitation! save the cunt! save the cunt! save the cunt! SAVE THAT CUNT!
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

great... juuuust great

i want to take this time to thank all of the brainless rednecks and fundamentalist christian jackasses for making the next 4 years possible. thanks a fucking lot, dipshits.
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck all

especially you. i think that pretty much sums it up for everybody. good day.
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why bother?

why bother? it's gonna hurt me it's gonna kill when you desert me this happened to me twice before it won't happen to me anymore...
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everything is cool......

everything is cool how are things with you? everything is cool i wish you were dead
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ahh minus the bear....

-it's rare to feel this expensive / but next to a girl like her / it's impossible not to -and i swim out as far as i can / and float on my back / just waiting for nothing / they always come home / ...
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck

fuck. that's all. just FUCK.
Posted by The jerk store called, they're running out of you! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST