This section is apparently where I should talk about myself, so here goes:
- I play sexy red Fender Contempo organ and synth in Beth In Battle Mode . We're like a sloppy cross between The Who, The Cars and Daft Punk, if you can believe that.
- I DJ Saddle Up! , a country & western dance party at a Legion Hall, and an occasional power-pop night called Yellow Pills .
- I can't recognise people when they have sunglasses on.
- My cat is smart so I named him Edison . He has extra toes.
- I believe that smoked oysters are an appropriate pizza topping.
- I once impersonated Forrest Gump for a living and became a minor celebrity in Amherst, Nova Scotia as a result.
- Nobody knows more New Brunswick trivia than I.
- I really don't like using the telephone.
- Toronto Classic Table Hockey Champion 2000 and 2001. And no, it wasn't just me and my buddies playing in a basement: I beat Greg "I wrote the book on table hockey" Peden on national TV.
- Proper spelling is a must.
- For five glorious minutes, I was a member of Martha & The Muffins.
- I am lucky enough to write for a living.
- If the rest of my life sounded like "Ain't That Enough" by Teenage Fanclub, it would be a very good life indeed.
