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Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway

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About Me



My real name is Monte. Hmm, let's see: I drink. I smoke. I love making and listening to music; all kinds but mostly metal and hip hop. I have the greatest friends I could EVER ask for.

Now the oxymorons: I'm booksmart and pretty stupid. I'm an asthmatic smoker. I'm a meat-eating animal lover. I'm shy but have been told I'm the life of a party. I'm an asshole and a bully who'll stick up almost anyone in a heartbeat. I'm a diplomatic hothead. I'm health-concious and I refuse to diet. I'm a heavy metal guitar player from the Westville projects. I'm a hard worker who's between jobs.

But I've got a decent sense of humor, at least. Any questions? Feel free to message me anytime. :) Till then...

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My Interests


Obviously music, listening to music, playing music, composing music, and dreaming about music; electrical work, automotive, blowing stuff up, eating, video games(mostly racing, football, and squad-based combat), sleeping, paying bills, doing my own taxes(who doesn't?), saving money (or at least trying to), meeting new people, making people laugh, and confusing the hell out of people.

I'd like to meet:

Damn near anybody. It don't matter none to me. Holla.

Music:

Pantera
Slayer
SLipKnoT
Damageplan
Primus
old school Onyx
Notorious B.I.G.
old Jay-Z
Alicia Keys
Black Label Society
James Brown
System Of A Down
Metallica
MuDvAyNe
Shadow's Fall
Flaw
Scarface
old DMX
Sevendust
Stevie Wonder
some 50 Cent
Styles P
old Cam'ron
Korn
Talib Kweli
Tupac (some of his stuff)

Your Taste in Music:


Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
80's R&B: High Influence
90's Hip Hop: High Influence
Classic Rock: Medium Influence
Gangsta Rap: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Low Influence
90's R&B: Low Influence
Hair Bands: Low Influence
Hip Hop: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
R&B: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

The Stewie Movie, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, the Lethal Weapon series, Friday, Next Friday, Terminator 2, Star Wars, almost anything with Eva Mendes, Rosalyn Sanchez, Tom Hanks, Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Cedric the Entertainer, Will Ferrell, Samuel L. Jackson, and Bernie Mack

Television:

Judging Amy
Avatar: the Last Airbender
Viva la Bam
Family Guy
Martin
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jimmy Neutron
The Fairly Oddparents
Spongebob Squarepants
Chappelle's show
The Boondocks
Law and Order (all of them)
the X's
The Shop
Wild'n Out
The Wire

Books:

"The Barmaid's Brain" by Jay Ingram, "Guitar World" magazine, "Executive Orders" by Tom Clancy, "Riffer Maddness" by Dimebag Darrell, and the occasional gentlemen's periodical (i.e. Maxim, Playboy, Juggs n' Ammo, whatever.)

Heroes:

Peter Russell. He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can.

My Blog

Real talk...

Well, Monte is a pretty happy camper right now.  The band's making progress in the right direction, and I'm already happier here than in any band I've ever joined. It feels good to finally be in ...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

I am so tired of this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, I am not homo-phobic in any way, as you all know.  If this blog offends anyone, please bring it to my attention.  For those of you who enjoy laughing at my expence, here's a nice ...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

Tag, you're it! (Why not?)

  Once you been tagged, you write a blog with ten weird random things,facts or habits about yourself, at the end you choose the people you want to tag and list their names and why you chose them...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

To any other concieted females that think this is about them......

...my previous blog IS NOT about the chicks that think Pete is attractive. YOU ALL are missing the point. Please stop trying to make this about you, it has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF YOU. We are ma...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Thanks to all!

I just wanna thank everybody for their calls, comments, concerns and visits when I was in the hospital.  I'd return all the comments right now, but I gotta catch up on 3 days of lost sleep.&...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

Ghette Rice A Roni

All you need is some plain ass rice.  Cook it.  Now, if you've got ANY type of spice, mix, or marinade packets laying around, use 'em!  Let's see, I like using chili seasoning, gravy mi...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

Ghetto Turkey

Go to the local supermarket, deli, coner store, bodega, or what have you.  Buy as much sliced turkey as you can afford.  Go home, get a big ass plate, put it in the middle of the table, and ...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

The Ghetto Cheetos

If at any time you are cursed with packs of Ramen noodles but no working stove, microwave, or water, follow this recipie for ghetto Cheetos.   (Never tried this with the cup version, but I'm...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

Ghetto Lemonade

Okay, this is for those occasions when all you have is water, sugar, and one of those lemon-shaped squeeze bottles of lemon juice for like, seasoning fish and chicken and shit.  Squeeze the FUCK ...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

Ghetto Gourmet: Ghetto Popsicles

Ingredients: 1.  Tap water2.  Kool-Aid (any flavor; red, purple, yellow, whatever)3.  Shitload of sugar4.  plastic cups5.  spoons Make Kool-Aid in pitcher like always, using t...
Posted by Clubber Lane of Apocalypse Highway on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST