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Cory "DEATHPROOF" Demers

white meat, dark meat, all will be carved...

About Me

Hey.. im cory and im the vocalist in a bandout of missoula montana by the name of the captains of time and space . thats about my whole life. oh yeah i also lived in arizona for like alot of time.

love always
-0- el Coro

My Interests

zombies, killing zombies, ninjas, vikings, batman, playing bass, horror movies, eating small children, planning terrorism, base jumping, snowboarding, the special olympics, heroin, doing make-up, poop, sex, my chemical romance, boobs, simon and garfunkle, shooting innocent bystanders, blowing off peoples heads, video games, POKeMON, danzig, killing god, kicking people in the shins, screaming into a microphone, wearing my girlfriends pants,thats all for now
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I'd like to meet:

some fuckin rad people

http://www.myheritage.com

Music:

im not really sure what kinda genera i would call my musical taste so ill just list some bands
...My Chemical Romance
The Smiths
Hawthorne Heights
The Clash
Modest Mouse
The Stilletto Formal
Minus My Thoughts
the sharktopus
the casualties
sex pistols
lately david bowie
Anti-Flag
lower class brats
pennywise
A7x
yea theres more i just dont feel like doing this right now.

Movies:

"GRINDHOUSE"

Television:

i dont really watch tv anymore

Books:

some of the books i like
clockwork orange
Bram stokers Dracula
the picture of dorian grey
salems lot interview with the vampire
Fear and loathing in las vegas
This is a passage from a book that a friend of mine found called REAL Ultimate Power
Ninja Babe
there is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in this humongous house. at his house this guy has babes lying all over the place. this nextscene is hot, the guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. the audience will think that the hot babe is a normal baebe, but yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guys head like a hairy melon. then all these dogs come out of nowhere, and the ninja woman has to beat the dog's asses. First, she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once. Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is really huge. But before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that he explodes. The guitar squeals really hard and explodes. the end.

Heroes:

batmanIn judgement day ya know the battle between heaven and hell, someone will throw a brick at jesus chuck norris comes out of nowhere and roundhouse kicks the brick just before it hits jesus. thperson who threw the brick goes"why is chuck norris in heaven?" Jesus goes "thats not chuck norris, thats GOD."

My Blog

nothing

congatulations to me i have absolutely nothing to bitch to the internet about because im really not upset about anything going on in my life except that im far from home...that sucks but now i just de...
Posted by Cory "DEATHPROOF" Demers on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST