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FuzzySham

There are console gamers...and REAL gamers

About Me


- My name is Vincent
- I am a geek (and proud of it)
- I have excellent grammar (thanks to Firefox)
- Firefox Internet Explorer.
- I don't like having to use American spelling for HTML.
- I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers more than games.
- I love games alot.
- Unlike many other gamers (8 million) I DO NOT play WoW.
I don't like the idea of paying for a game more than once.
- I have never worn a suit. And I plan to keep it that way.
- I think I'm photosensitive.
- My stereo doesn't have anywhere near enough bass output for Flea. Poor Flea.
- My favourite car is The 1967 Fastback Mustang or a 1968 Dodge Charger 440 RT.
- I spend WAY too much time on the internet.
- I don't sleep much.
- I DO NOT eat at McDonalds, KFC or any other of those stink buckets.
- A girls smell is probably the first thing I notice about her, and I will always remember it.
- I once choked on half a pear.
- I have never been on an amusement park ride.
- Barry Trotter Harry Potter.
- I have been hit in the face with a hocky stick, a glass bowl, a football boot (studs), a fist & many rocks. (and it shows)
- I don't drink Coffee, Tea or Alcohol.
- I stack my mountain bike ALL THE TIME.
- I cannot stand pop music.
- I used to have severe cystic acne (which has left scars on my face)
- I am one of the most un-flexible people you will ever meet.
- I think about monkeys alot. Especially Chimps.
- My mind is always ticking.
- If I don't have enough breakfast, I start getting the shakes before lunch.
- The Bali Bombings happened on my birthday. :(
- I have been kicked by a kangaroo.
- I have an anchored tongue.
- I am not very ticklish.
- But I do have a good sense of humour.
- Hell damn fart.
- The Simpsons rool!
- I get my first tattoo in about 15 days.
- The first movie I saw at the cinema was Space Jam.
- Which also rools.
- My room is a mess.
- So is my computer area. But if it's not messy, your not a real gamer.

My Top 10 Favourite games
1. Unreal Tournament 2004 (PC)
2. Rome: Total War (PC)
3. Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines (PC)
4. Max Payne 2 (PC)
5. V8 Supercars 3 (PC)
6. The Warriors (Xbox)
7. Pro Evo 5 (Xbox)
8. H&D 2 (PC)
9. FM 2006 (PC)
10. Warhammer 40k: Dawn Of War (PC)


Red Hot Chili Peppers - Warped Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow ((Hey Oh))
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Me & My Friends [Live]

My Interests


Music
PC's
PC Gaming
Console Gaming
Sports
Anime
Escher
Vampires
Unexplained Phenomena
Aircraft
Large Ships
Medieval Warfare
Pre WW2 Weaponry/Vehicles

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers (Favourite)
Tenacious D
Wolfmother
Franz Ferdinand
Foo Fighters
Butterfingers
The Dissociatives
Jimi Hendrix
The Beatles
Jamiroquai
Sarah Blasko
Ben Folds
Bernard Fanning
Eskimoe Joe
Bec
Jet
Kasabian
Silverchair
Coldplay
The Cat Empire
Gorillaz
Kings Of Leon
Bloc Party
Faithless
The Streets
Oasis

Movies:

Favourites Are Sin City
A Clockwork Orange
Star Wars (All)
Full Metal Jacket
Reservoir Dogs
Napoleon Dynamite
The Warriors
Shaun Of The Dead
The Fastest Indian
Pulp Fiction
The Dish
Me, Myself & Irene
Strangers With Candy
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Television:

The Simpsons
American Dad
Family Guy
Futurama
The Chaser
The Glass house
JTV
Comedy Inc.
The IT Crowd

The Comedians I Like Are:
- Billy Connolly (fav)
- Ross Noble
- Arj Barker
- Carl Barron
- Stephen K. Amos
- Jimeoin
- Bob Franklin
- Colin Lano
- Frank Woodley
- Wil Anderson
- Dave Hughes
- Corrine Grant
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Demetri Martin
- Cal Wilson
- Danny Bhoy
- Maria Bamford
- Hamish Blake
- Andy Lee
(I'll list more when I think of them)

Books:

Scar Tissue
LOTR Trilogy

Heroes:


My Blog

11 Things Geeks Did On New Years Eve

Here's a list of things that many of us may have done on NYE.11. Kissed their WoW avatar at midnight.10. Watched the BIOS date change years.9. Hoped for a Y2K+7 bug.8. Too busy playing nethack to noti...
Posted by FuzzySham on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines In Star Wars

"Star Wars IV: A New Hope" 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 3. "Look ...
Posted by FuzzySham on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST

249 ways to annoy people!

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your foo...
Posted by FuzzySham on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

6 Things to do in an Elevator

1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly "Don't be alarmed folks, the doors will open again shortly". 2. Press all of the buttons in the elevator when you get out - especially when other peop...
Posted by FuzzySham on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out

14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your...
Posted by FuzzySham on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:38:00 PST

50 ways to mess with people whilst using a computer

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab(I don't know if all of these make sense, If any don't leave a comment and I'll fix it) Also feel free to comment anyway.1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a ...
Posted by FuzzySham on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST

40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting. 2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one o...
Posted by FuzzySham on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

How To date A Geek Guy! **For The Ladies**

5 Steps on How to date a geek guy! And keep him!#1: Be direct. Geek guys tend to be in a shell. They are generally defensive and aloof. They aren't cold in the least; they're just extremely polite. Ge...
Posted by FuzzySham on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

20 Moments in PC Gaming

I got this from and old PCPP and found it amusing...1. Using a Quad-Damage rocket launcher on a shambler and watching its head bounce around the room while gibs and blood magically fountain out of thi...
Posted by FuzzySham on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST