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About Me

I am Chanel.

I love cartoons!

I have a overwhelming fear of 70's cartooning (yellow submarine, fritz the cat, scooby-doo)

I own Yellow Submarine and Fritz the Cat on DVD.

I have OCD and like to touch things an even amount of times.

I don't like leaving the house but I'm always restless to go somewhere.

I love to knit but I only know how to make scarfs and yarn pumpkins.

I have all these really neat artistic ideas in my head but I'm not talented or motivated enough to carry them out.

I'm obsessed with old buildings. Especially 70's & 80's architecture. (Example: Movie set of Logan's Run)

Apparently I'm a Swedish Princess. Sophistication is in my blood *picks nose*.

I think Three's Company is still really funny and was ahead of it's time (that show is so dirty)

My cat is John Ritter reincarnated (no joke. My last cat was named Wolverine. Everyone thinks my ex stole him.

My chihuahua Menudo doesn't love me but uses me for food and only licks me for the taste of human flesh.

I think my Beagle isn't really that stupid and that she's just fucking with me.

I hate Beagles.

You can't sit on my bedroom couch because it's completely covered in dvds.

I played the violin for 7 years. I was terrible at it for the first 7 years.

I used to play in the Ghostbusters car (yes THE car) as a child. It smelled like booze and was filled with cigarette burn holes.

My first concert was NIN/David Bowie in '95. I was 11 years old.

I keep Han Solo & Chewbacca pins pinned up onto my curtain above my bed so they can watch over me while I sleep.

My car is named Trogdor the Burninator. It used to be Tony the Mafia Getaway Car. I had to change it because there were too many trunk safety features. And you can't dump a body with those.

I got my driver's license in November 2004 at age 20.

I am REALLY lazy.

I hate Trendy fashion.

I just bought a shawl.

My favorite thing in the world is to make people laugh.

I would never buy a Louie Vuitton, even for comic value.

I think about other people's feelings much more than my own.

I'm really selfish.

I'm always straight forward. I call 'em like I see 'em.

I contradict myself all the time.

I think I'm bi-polar but then realize that constant good news isn't possible.

My hair will not feather properly on the left side of my head.

I don't like to try new things because it always ends in disspointment.

Evertime I eat somewhere with my sister, I end up wanting what she orders no matter what. I love comic books.

Reading comic books depresses me because I so badly want to be a superhero.

I've seen Rumble in the Bronx 20 times in a row out of boredom.

I think you're cooler then any friends I might have.

I've always been overweight.

Fake food just tastes better.

I haven't eaten at a Burger King since 1998.

I get really nauseous and my heart beats really fast when I enter a computer store, a Denny's near a club, call Tech support, or go to the Renaissance Festival because I hate ageing Goths.

I love getting piercings.

I want more piercings.

I'm getting too old for piercings.

Dude...fuck these piercings.

I love to sing. It's the only thing that still cheers me up instantly...that and pie.

I've downloaded and forced myself to listen to some of the worst bands in history (Evanesence) so I can broaden my singing potential.

30's Jazz lyrics are the only lyrics I've ever related too.

I hate my boobs.

I love wearing really lowcut shirts.

Buying me a camera was the best birthday present Pagne & Devin could ever give me.

I take pictures of things no one cares about.

I wish I was a better Jew.

I hate people.

I love to socialize.

I hide in the back at parties where no one notices me and refuse to talk to anyone until I'm drunk...then I'll have 5 new best friends by the end of the night.

My eyebrows are almost always wrinkled into a worried or pissed off expression. Even when I'm not worried or pissed off.

I'm a very happy and upbeat person.

I'm really shy.

I talk alot.

Things that Piss me off:

The kind of man who choses a skinny idiot over the girl he knows he would have more fun hanging out with. I feel sorry for shallow people because they're missing out on so much. And because they're ugly and I hate ugly people.

Guys who message girls on myspace that they don't find attractive but are hoping that the girl will sleep with them if they pretend to be interested in them. But then as soon as they turn the guy down, he's a total asshole and says something along the lines of "With that attitude, you'll never get any friends!" Yes "friendship" is what you were trying to accomplish here, riiiight. See the reason you were turned down in the first place is because the girl can see through your act and knows what a douche-bag you are. Don't add onto this by acting the part and adding how she's the one with a character flaw. You are going to die alone, Sir.

White people who say "krunk" or "kicks" instead of "shoes".

People who use Z's in place of S's.

People who spend hours fucking up the html on their MySpace page to the point of it no longer being legible (Please see "Who I'd Like to Meet" section).

People who say their only reason to live is to smoke "hella pot".

People who actually take the time to wRiTe LiKe ThIs in every comment they post and all over their profile. Take that energy and put it into recycling or volunteering to help the homeless you ass. If you do tHiS, you should be shot for wasting precious oxygen the rest of us could be using. If I read the word 'pr0n' one more time I'm going to shave my head and join a cult, cause those scarey fuckers make more sense to me then you do.

Anyone who still likes the movie Hackers and anyone who is still obsessed with Fight Club. You people ruin it for all of us. Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, The Crow, Edward Scissor Hands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, Interview with the Vampire, Four Rooms, Trainspotting, Natural Born Killers...these were all great movies that you had to go and get tattoos of, and name your children after, and make us watch hundreds of times until you had them memorized and drove me to the point of wanting to gouge out my own eyes so I don't have to ever see them again. If you are one of these people, eat a dick.

If you have once had a "Wiccan Wedding" with one of your ex's, had a kid with them, named that kid Raven or Sage, then broke up with that girlfriend (because it wasn't a legal marriage anyways), and then never saw your Goth Love Child again because you're too busy trying to "shuffle off this mortal coil" after your grueling days work at CompUSA or as a Tech Support guy at a local ISP...I hate you so much already that I've been trying to explode your head with my mind while you've been reading this.

Oh and if you have a shitty band and you KNOW you have a shitty band then please don't send me buddy invites, just let it go man...just let it go. Btw, go add my band profile....If you didn't get that joke, then you piss me off too.

My Interests

Knitting, gadgets, singing, ballroom dance, spelunking, bass fishing, figure skating, boating, mergers & acquisitions, competitive ice sculpturing

I'd like to meet:

Honestly? No one. I'm only on Myspace to keep track of old friends and learn more html. Hence why my profile is gayed out with pictures and such. You're probably thinking that this contradicts my "Things that piss me off" section, but it doesn't. See there's a difference between having fun with html and making your page 3 miles long and barely legible. Otherwise...

I'm always meeting new people and finding that they eventually stop wanting to hang out even though they have tons of fun with my friends and I. If you plan on ever ditching me because you'd rather hang out with a "hot chick" then don't bother talking to me, you can just fuck off. I want to meet someone who gives me more then an hour to show them how awesome of a friend I am. If you want real friends that are alot of fun to hang out with then that's us (us being me, Champagne and Sara).

I CHALLENGE YOU!

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My Blog

I just got laid off AGAIN

I asked about my job performance at work today and was told I'm awesome but oddly enough am laid off as of Friday. How lucky I am.I'm so fucking pissed off I could eat dark chocolate. And I HATE dark ...
Posted by Chanel on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:44:00 PST

I'm using Facebook now instead.

I'm on Facebook now cause myspace is crap. I also got rid of all the extra useless shit on my myspace page so it's now safe for viewing, lol....
Posted by Chanel on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

I should probably update...

K so since I last posted a blog.... My grandparents fired me and I got a new job at an auto body shop in the airpark. I now make a butt-ton of money but now I'm always too tired and too busy to e...
Posted by Chanel on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:34:00 PST

"Faced!" An Instructional Short

"Faced!" An Instructional Short Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Chanel on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

"We got the Johnson account!"

Brittany: I just received your reminder about dinner tomorrow. I just wanted to confirm we will be able to make the 5:30 reservation [for Champagne's birthday party].Chanel: Are our companies going to...
Posted by Chanel on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

Muthafuckin' Knitting: Glove & Dog Sweater Part 2

Devin's from Montana, where the snow comes from, and he doesn't like to use the heater. A Phoenix winter isn't really a winter to him, he's not cold. I on the other hand am freezing...
Posted by Chanel on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

"You're job must be really sweet, Chanel."

Grandpa: Automotive Magazine voted me "Worse than Adolf Hitler...I love it!"Dealer: *Uncomfortable laughter*Me: (I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down.)...
Posted by Chanel on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

Muthafuckin' Knitting: Dog Sweater

Ok so it turns out I did run out of yarn to finish the second leg warmer. What a waste. Oh well, I've already moved onto something new anyways. Pagne got me a neat...
Posted by Chanel on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

Muthafuckin' Knitting: Leg Warmers

I'm still waiting on that "Hobbies" catagory.... So I know I promised you wouldn't have to see my mom in the bikini but I just gotta show it.I know your mind's eye is blinded and you...
Posted by Chanel on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Property Disclosures

Chanel: Fuck that, the next people can worry about the house falling apartHarb: yeah but you see that may be illegal to do in your state.Harb: I know you have to have it appraised and etc. when you ge...
Posted by Chanel on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST