I don't know why I have a myspace account. On the one hand you think you will use it to keep in touch with friends but I have AIM for that, and no one sends message anymore they always make comments, like they want everyone to see they're my friend, and they're cool so even if they're asking when if I'm going to they're birthday they need everyone to know about it. why do random strangers who clicked on a profile because they liked the pic need to know that you asked me if I'm going to the midnight movie. you know I bet my next e-stalker will take advantage of that trend. (now don't you get any ideas) ya I'm in a ranting mood today.
on the other hand you think you'll meet new people on myspace but most people who message me or try to friend me are bands I've never heard of, myspace whores, porn ads, or girls who's profile says something like "I'm a fun girl who really likes and are all about having fun and just want to meet cool people and have fun" (oh ya and she either has the classic myspace pic, or she's wearing a pink tank top and showing all the cleavage she has and in 80% of cases in 1 or more of her pics she's wearing enough rhinestones to choke a yak) oh ya and the message is "you look/sound kinda cool, why don't you message me some time" and if they're really creative they'll mention a common favorite movie or tv show usualy donnie darko or fight club.
now I read this message and look at they're profile and the same thoughts always go through my head. first: for what reason do you think I'm cool, is it because I'm sarcastic, funny, are impressed by te fact that my profile dosen't crash your browser with the same lame youtube video of some guy getting hit in the nuts by a rock he threw at a train that the last 23 guys had? or is it that you have a thing for guys that have long hair, now I know it's cool to be bi these days and so you feel compelled to be attracted to a man with feminine hair and curves like me. when you message me please be more creative
secondly: the profile now I know you love what ever pop diva your profile happens to be playing this week, and I know you think you need to put all the songs, vids, pics in which you look like them, and sparkly backgrounds of them you can, but this only tells me you have no personality of your own and need a new one. and the "I'm a fun girl who likes to party" line tells me your an alchie who has been going to the same lame party for so long you have forgotten the joys of bowling, going to a roller rink, hiking, having a game night, painting party, going to midnight movies, and adventures that result in you meeting transvestites at diners at 3 in the morning, or anything else that dosen't involve you getting drunk, hit on, and eventually hooking up with guys who will then think you're dating and drive you around and buy you things, all while you wish you could meet a real man who won't take your shit.
Your free to try and correct this opinion, but make sure your an exception first
well this rant is getting way to long so before I piss off the 26 people on myspace who I haven't yet, I'm going to go get lunch.
