I like watching porno with my grandmother and sniffing glue. I also enjoy smoking between sexual activities and passing gas in enclosed areas like elevators. I don't like it when people bake things and refuse to use the right ingrediants like eggs and it turns out like crap and then expect you to eat it and like it. I love exposing myself at public swimming pools and making people feel as uncomfortable as possiable around me. I will do anything for a good time even if that means I have to kill a few groundhogs in the process. If you have a selfesteem issues than you wont like me or wont like your self after meeting me. I think crappy stuff is cool and cool stuff is crappy so if you own lots of cool things and intend to show them off I wont be impressed (fake boobs excluded) so don't even try. I respect homeless people and dog walkers and of course people who can walk on their hands because thats neat. Don't touch my balls I don't like that. I often wonder what would have been if I had been grown up without dimples.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
