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The King of Piss and Vomit

I've never met another man I'd rather be.

About Me

I'm a hard-drinking man cut from the same cloth as heroes, the likes of which you've never heard of...I'd drown a kitten if he looked at me wrong...

My Interests

Drinking, smoking, writing, music, and the negation of the American Dream...

I'd like to meet:

I'm probably better off not meeting anybody. I'm slowly going insane and I tend to leave a bad impression on people... "; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

More bands than you can shake a stick at...The Pooches, The Melvins, The Moistboyz, Mindless Self Indulgence, Saddlerash, Horse Mountain, SFBTSD, Filthy Jim, Leeches of Lore, anything Steve Hammond puts out, Butt Trumpet, Oingo Boingo, 1000 Homo DJs, Z-Rock Hawaii, Scroat Belly, Jack Off Jill, Funkadelic, Butthole Surfers, Fiona Apple, Pantera, Robbie Fulks, Weezer, Truckstop Honeymoon, George Michael, Misfits, Liz Phair, Split Lip Rayfield, The Vaselines, Mazzy Star, The Beatles, Ministry, Roger Miller, Superjoint Ritual, Mike West, Veruca Salt, Guns n Roses, Jeff and Vida, Tori Amos, Venomous Concept, Frank Zappa, Hank Williams I and III, Portishead, Kirk Rundstrom, Nine Inch Nails, Ween, Grain and Demise, Dead Kennedys, Grizzly, Nirvana, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, and anything Patton (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Maldoror, Peeping Tom, Lovage, Hemophiliac, Tomahawk, Adult Themes, Pranzo Oltranzista, Dillinger Escape Plan, General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners, Wierd Little Boy, Etc.)

Movies:

Irreversible, Fight Club, Moistboyz Live Jihad, almost anything horror, especially Jason and Troma.... And any and all Bukowski: Born Into This, Barfly, Factotum, Love is a Dog from Hell...

Television:

If I have to face the demon, it had damned well better be for the sake of football...lacking that, I fill my time with Seinfeld, Scrubs, Smallville, Adult Swim, PBS, and The Weather Channel...Tv is a demon that drains your life as it rots your brain....

Books:

Obviously Bukowski...Carlos Castaneda, Hunter S. Thompson, Harlan Ellison, and my ever pressing search for the Dark Tower...

Heroes:

Charles Bukowski, Dickie Moist, Kirk Rundstrom, Roland Deschain, and The Great Merlin...

My Blog

Little Birdy

hold aloft a while longer, for all my adoration, i'd only cage you lest i lose what once i held, and i'd much rather see you fly than see you die....
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:41:00 PST

In the Final Hour

With my brain so scrambled, as it seems to have beenfor quite some time now, I've been known to speakin metaphor.And I never realized thepain could actually getintense enough to finallymake a person g...
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

The Poet Hand

This hand that lights cigarettes lifts beers dispenses cash receives change picks banjos and mandolins and guitars and strikes keys on this machine with help from the other hand.   This hand tha...
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

The Women

The ones I cry for and the ones I cry because of, and it never becomes any clearer and it never stops me.   While I treated some worse than they treated me most treated me worse than I treated th...
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:11:00 PST

A quote from Bukowski

love is not a candle burning down- life is, and love and life are not the same or else love having choice nobody would ever die.
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:08:00 PST

If I Could Explain...

That it's not so much how I've turned mean than that you've turned slut or possibly that I'm not in consideration for your regard.
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:19:00 PST

Warm

Wrapped up in the covers without desire   No beer no woman no nothing   Sometimes the beast hibernates.
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:17:00 PST

And Laughter Eternal

A lonely recluse, a song, an ultimatum   A single flame burning alone   The days grow shorter and closer and more suffocating   Fighting for breath and against claustrophobia   No...
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:15:00 PST

The Rock

Erosion and the crushing pressure of an eternity spent locked in battle against time and inevitability   The incessant thoughts and second-guessing and indescribable grief and burning feeling and...
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:19:00 PST

The Resumption

Days and weeks spent fending off madness and trying to make sense of the mess of life and clerks of indifferent appeal and cab drivers of false friendship and bank tellers whose cleavage tells a lie a...
Posted by The King of Piss and Vomit on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:12:00 PST