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Ashley

Loyalty first.... All the bullshit second!

About Me

A quote from my Grandma Moore:Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"found this travel layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments
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My Interests

stalking, moonshinin', stealing road signs, lighting things on fire, jumping off the roof into the pool at midnight...hahahahaha... wakeboarding, dirt biking, quads, trucks, cars, traveling and a bunch of other shit that you don't really care to know about lol

I'd like to meet:

Those pink ninjas that seem to sit out on my front lawn whenever i'm stumbling home from the bar across the street

Music:

WEELLLLLLL......rock, rap, hip hop, some pop is ok with me, country of course, pretty much anything that has a beat is really fine with me, i'm not picky

Movies:

The Departed has been the best movie I've seen lately

Television:

Its all about MXC, Blue collar comedy, simpsons, punk'd, CSI, shit along those lines is cool with me ;)

Books:

Books?? i don't read, i think i missed that day in school....just kidding..

Heroes:

Diesel

My Blog

If your from san jose, you'll understand this one

Stole this one from my wittle fluffy bunny ;) and i added little comments because i can You are rarely actually in the city of San Jose.When people ask where you're from, you say San Francisco or ...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

Fire at our ranch :(

Ok so wednesday afternoon my mom called me to tell me that our ranch was on fire at 3 pm and she was not sure how bad it was. Danae and I both left school and work to head up to san jose to help out....
Posted by Ashley on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

The Rules to Drunk Dialing

Stole this off Blunt..thanks hun ;)1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is falseadvertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don'tremember it, it didn't ...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

Real Friends Vs Fake Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:24:00 PST

A Lesson to Learn

Dear Mr.  Drink,     First and foremost, let me tell you that at times I enjoy your company.  As a casual friend, you always seem to be there for the perfect post-work cockta...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:24:00 PST

The 33 laws of myspace

The 33 Laws of Myspace1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad. 2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures. (f.y.i. actual gangsters don't have myspaces, sorry) 3. Don't flash gan...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new toy

OK... so the other day i got a bird up my ass and decided to buy a new truck.....pretty much for shits and giggles, anyways i'll post pics of it soon cuz everyone is asking, but my gay ass computer de...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST