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Joshua

Follow your dreams unless they run too fast

About Me

Seriously, just give up if they do. I need to catch my breath.

My Interests

Eating stuffed animals, chewing on steel wool, ninja stars, that guy who played Donnie in The Big Lebowski (whatever his name is), unicorns, Almond Joy (only assholes eat Mounds), snorting ants, tasting pen ink, cricket, Battlefield Earth, that one time that guy like got totally punched by those dudes, gravity, Papua New Guinea, soap, Count Chocula, and finally the man upstairs, the man that makes it all happen (Steve, thanks a lot for watching my cats last week... I think you lost some of my mail though, I can't find my insurance statement anywhere. Anyways, as soon as you get back I want my fucking mail you douchebag).

I'd like to meet:

A bench, then maybe a water fountain. You go on ahead, guys. My head's pounding.

Music:

Acid Bath, Air, Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Astral Projection, Autechre, Bauhaus, Boards of Canada, Dave Brubeck, John Coltrane, David Bowie, Brujeria, The Cars, Chemlab, Christian Death, Coil, Cosmosis, Cujo, The Cure, Das Ich, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dillinja, DJ Food, DJ Krush, DJ Shadow, Dr. Dre, Brian Eno, Entombed, Faith No More, Fischerspooner, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Funki Porcini, Godflesh, Information Society, Hallucinogen, Haujobb, The Herbalizer, Hall and Oats, Human League, Joy Division, Jurassic 5, Killing Joke, Koxbox, Led Zeppelin, LFO, Gordon Lightfoot, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Mastodon, Daler Mendhi, Ministry, Thelonious Monk, Mr. Bungle, Neotropic, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Gary Numan, NWA, Oforia, Orbital, Opeth, Photek, Plaid, The Police, Portishead, Primus, Psychic TV, Radiohead, Revolting Cocks, Sepultura, Shpongle, Squarepusher, St. Germain, Talking Heads, Technical Itch, Testament, Throbbing Gristle, Total Eclipse, Two Lone Swordsmen, Type O Negative, Venetian Snares, Underworld, X-Dream, Frank Zappa.

Movies:

12 Monkeys, 1984, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 24 Hour Party People, A Clockwork Orange, Aliens, Altered States, Andromeda Strain, Atomic Cafe, Battle Royale, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Casino, City of God, Closely Watched Trains, Come and See, Dr. Strangelove, Dune, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, Half Baked, Jacob's Ladder, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Man on Fire, The Matrix, Memento, Natural Born Killers, The Road Warrior, Office Space, Orgazmo, Pi, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Ran, Resevoir Dogs, Ronin, Scarface, Scratch, Serpico, Seven Samurai, Solaris, Super Troopers, Threads, Tough Ninja the Shadow Warrior, Traxx, Videodrome.

Books:

The Blind Watchmaker (Dawkins), Demon Haunted World (Sagan), Godel, Escher, Bach (Hofstadter), Guns, Germs, and Steel (Diamond), The Selfish Gene (Dawkins), Snow Crash (Stephenson).

Heroes:

Richard Dawkins, Richard Feynman, Simon Posford, Hunter S. Thompson, Bertrand Russell, Vaclav Havel, William S. Burroughs, Carl Sagan, Goa Gil, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa.

My Blog

Come Join the Butte County Antisocalists!

Dear Assholes:In this edition of the Butte County Antisocalist Newsletter we would like to uninvite you and any of your lameass friends from our semi-annual Ice Cream Antisocial which will be held fro...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

Iceberg Ahead!

Iceberg lettuce is perhaps one of the most misunderstood and maligned leafy vegetables in existance, and today it is my purpose to educate all of you on this most wonderous of wonders.History:Iceberg ...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 07:20:00 PST

He blinded me with pseudoscience

Occasionally in the mail we'll get a newsletter from Kevin Trudeau's Natural Cures. Most of the time it somehow makes its way into the trash unread, but when I feel like having my intelligence insulte...
Posted by Joshua on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:40:00 PST

Steve is really fucking stoked about: Cyborgs and shit

What's up niggas! This is Steve again, and I'm totally posting on my bro's account! I had some shit go down recently, Jeff kicked me out. What a fucking asshole! He said I should be paying rent or som...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:55:00 PST

Food: It's what you eat!

I was a little upset the other day because I was trying to get my nightly news, and some news producer who probably thinks too highly of things like moral imperative, compassion, and information...
Posted by Joshua on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:28:00 PST

For the Shorties

Just in case there are any children reading this, allow me to let you in on a dirty little secret or two. Some people have sex. Some people swear. Some people lie. Some people cheat. Some people hurt ...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What happened last night

She kept on using the word perspective. She seemed like she was one of those people who owned a word-of-the-day calendar, and in order to be able to work each fancy new word into her lexicon, she ha...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Steve is really fucking stoked about: Danzig and Leprechauns

Hey, what the fuck is up guys! This is Steve. I was just chillaxin with my bro when he said I could use his Myspace account to post shit. I'd set up my own Myspace, but I don't want the government to ...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Wolves and Us

The war between wolves and humanity started like most wars do, someone calling someone else a "bitch" and then breakdancing. Who that initial breakdancer was remains a mystery to this day, but we can ...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST