Comics, manga, graphic novels, illustrated pictures, still cartoons, insert another thinly veiled word meaning "comics" here, books, anime, comic and book adaptations that don't suck, the various secrets of the universe, the process by which a series of tubes gives us the wonders of the Internet, and discovering a method by which I can escape a ninja which does not involve self immolation.
Ed Greenwood, J.K. Rowling, Troy Hickman, the various medley of masochists online that tolerate me for some unfathomable reason, and whoever invented the frozen mocha, for he art mighty.Oh, along with Uwe Boll and Jack Thompson, because I need someone to point and laugh at.
Anything that's not Christian rock, pretty much.
Comic book adaptations that don't suck, random crap I find flipping channels, the greatness that is Evil Dead, and the few good parodies.
The glories of British television, including Monty Python and the almighty Doctor Who, Mythbusters, because everyone loves a bang, Law & Order, because Jack McCoy is by far one of the most entertaining characters in media today, and Star Trek, because you are not a proper geek until you have watched Star Trek.
Harry Potter, because everyone lists that, the City of Towers trilogy, because it's relatively obscure and I like confusing the Hell out people via exploiting obscurity, and a few other graphic novels I have laying about.
Jesus Christ.