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John

No! I will not do the Truffle Shuffle, ASSHOLE!

About Me

I'm just a guy from the west side of Cleveland... width="425" height="350" .... ..
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My Interests

I love Punk Rock music, Gambling, Fishing,Masterbating while jogging, Sitting on my ass, eating food and probably some other stuff I'll list later.

I'd like to meet:

I guess I could care less about meeting anybody, but this seems like a fun way to keep tabs on people you don't see as much as you would like to.
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Music:

Minor Threat, Big Boys, F word, Skulls, anything on Dangerhouse, Gears, Stitches, Bad Brains, Faction, MDC, Johnny Thunders, Adolecents, Decry, Social Unrest, Zero Boys, Code of Honor, Necros, Negative Approach, Chiefs, DI, HVY DRT, Feederz, Crucifucks, Negative Trend, The Adverts, Buzzcocks, Meatmen, Smogtown, Angelic Upstarts, Weirdos, The Saints, Bonecrusher, Government Issue, Raw Power, Louis Prima, SSD, FUs, Crucifucks, Screamers, Pagans, Dead Boys, DEVO, TSOL, Dicks, Lewd, Middle Class, Reagan Youth, Battalion of Saints, Shattered Faith, Wasted Youth, Blitz, Toxic Reasons, Effigies, Cause for Alarm, Sick Pleasure, Kraut, Simpletones, Agent Orange, Rebel Truth, DOA, Aggression, JFA, Baloney Heads, Toxic Reasons, 45 Grave, Antidote, Radio Birdman, Articles of Faith, Contollers, Sex Pistols, Crowd, Forgotten Rebels, Viletones, Really Red, X, Terminal State, Career Suicide, hell there's to many to list! And DOG POLICE!! .. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Casino, Every Which Way but Loose, Every Which Way you Can (any Clint Eastwood), Caddyshack, Pink Slip, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Last American Virgin, This Boys Life, Stand By Me, Vacation, Decline of Western Civilization, Exorcist, Halloween, Song of the South, Friday the 13th, Freaks, any Friday movie,Midnight Madness, Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke & Nice Dreams, Rob McKinney's Magical Voyage, Pink Flamingos, Pecker, Revenge of the Nerds, any Porkys, Children of the Corn, Stripes, Meatballs, Good Morning Vietnam, Hard Times, Easy Rider, Bumfights, FLOPPERS, and my Favorite movie BILLY JACK! (and the other 3 Billy Jack sagas!!)

Television:

Anything having to do with casinos and gambling, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sopranos,Wally George, Morton Downey Jr., Wonder Shozen, Malcom in the Middle, All in the Family, Chico and the Man, Wildboys, Radio 1990, OC, CSI any, Carnivale, Cops, Any caught on tape shows where people get busted up, Geraldo Rivera, Insomniac, and any Doug Henning magic specials.

Books:

Book of Mormon, Turner Diaries, Divine Secrets of the YA YA Sisterhood!

Heroes:

BILLY JACK Spiritual leader and hippy protecting asskicker!, Clint Eastwood, Paul Linde, Mr. T, Jesus! AND EEPIE!!!

My Blog

Burn, Columbus, Burn!!!

Boy oh boy! I could give a rat's ass about college football but I hope Michigan kicks the shit out of Ohio State! I never really got the whole college football thing. Frats, binge drinking, marching b...
Posted by John on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

Tag Your It!

Tag Rules: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog about yourself with "six weird habits/things about yourself." At the end you need to choose 6 people you want to tag and list their names. D...
Posted by John on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

Trick or Treat!!

"Ten more days till Halloween, Silver Shamrock. OK kids time to put on your masks!!!" If you've seen Halloween 3 Season of the Witch you'll get that if not your a communist bastard! What the fuck happ...
Posted by John on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST

Pimp of the Year

I'm sure most of you have seen those HBO documentaries about real life pimps. They usually revolve around these banquet type awards cermonies called "Players Balls". The event usually consists of a bu...
Posted by John on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

Cuyahoga County Fair

Once again I must go on a rant about "the good ole days". I have great memories of being a little shit and going to the Cuyahoga County Fair. I went every year from probably 1974 to about 1980. The CC...
Posted by John on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:40:00 PST

Go Ahead, Make My Day!!

Let me go on another rant about the sad state of the American expeirence. As you know I can't stand Wal-Mart and everything it stands for. Last weekend I was forced to enter the belly of the shopping ...
Posted by John on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:39:00 PST

Troops on the Border???

All right GW is going on TV Monday to annouce troops being placed on the US/Mexican border. Right or wrong I can't wait to see what happens. I have a strange feeling that in several cities Mexicans an...
Posted by John on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:46:00 PST

YINZ!!!

If you don't know what "YINZ" means then you don't know about The Steel City, Pittsburgh PA. You also don't know about Myron Cope, Cappelli & Company, The 3 Days Lady, a jumbo sandwich, or Robert Deme...
Posted by John on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

Give the Children Fireworks!!

As warm weather approaches I think back to the early 80's when I was an adolecent. One of the coolest things that I remeber is fireworks. As a kid on family trips down south we always made a stop at o...
Posted by John on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:41:00 PST

I Scream, You Scream!!

Erin's done it again, pulled the pin on my mind grenade. As far as the 2004 Presidential election she mentioned voting on the mindset of, "A lesser of two evils". I totally agree with her and I can't ...
Posted by John on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:37:00 PST