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Dexter

Meooooowwwrrrr... *bite*

About Me

I'm a crazy black cross-eyed cat that lives with 2 owls. I am a little capricious and oftentimes have tried to run away in the past becuase... well... I'm a crazy black cross-eyed cat.

I am scared of my new kitty litter which makes me meow at odd hours of the night.

I am a rescue cat, but I bet I was dropped because I sure am crazy. I'm really really cute though, and loving... for 5 seconds before I bite your hand or scratch you.

The ladies that feed me are the litter. And by that I mean the shit. And by that I mean fabulous.

My Interests

Humping Birkenstocks, jumping on the window where I can see the trashy hooker neighbors, scratching Annabelle's mattress that's been in her room ridiculously too long, eating wet food not dry food which probably fucks up feeding cycles but I don't care I am a crazy beautiful cat.

I'd like to meet:

Abyssinians, Siamese, other cross-eyed cats that share my insanity. Oh and ... sort of embarrassing crush... but Garfield.

For humans that's like a human crushing on Kevin Spacey.

Music:

Cat Power, Pussycat Dolls, Cat Stevens

Movies:

Cats the Movie, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, Garfield the Movie, Pink Panther, Cheetah, Secondhand Lions

Television:

Thundercats and When Animals Attack

Books:

The Cat in the Hat