YOUR PAL BRIANA HORRIGAN profile picture

YOUR PAL BRIANA HORRIGAN

THE BEST

About Me


Hating the internet, Forever growing my secret braid.
Collecting white hairs, toenails, treasures and fortunes.
Flow charting my life; learning little by little.
IRS will never find me.



I am looking to meet motivated new friends of good taste and great morals.
I am looking to meet people even more excited than I am.
I want to find soggy-eyed animals to wrap my arms around forever and ever.
I am interested in being understood and inspired.
I HAVE A LOT TO OFFER.

Briana Horrigan has a whole bunch of really nice friends. WAVERIDER

MR. POSITIVITY

MY LITTLE HEDGEHOG

Ms. Becky Scotti

WE MAKE NICE THINGS

PARACHUTES

Megan Bennett, coconspirator

MARGUERITE at long last

my friend Camille

NEILFUCKINGCOLETTA

THOMAS KACHEL

Stinky the dog

Bonnie Jeanne McCabe!

Monk the cat

BEST EX ROOMIE

currently interviewing for this position

You can see them if you want.

My Interests

This finally-really-hot-and-sweaty-summer, I am interested in tromping through grass, finding treasures, laying on rocky beds, embarking on rituals. I am interested in burying ourselves in sand of every color and texture, and hoping to find the biggest piece of seaglass yet. I would still like to exchange postcards about our days and drawings about our dreams and maybe we'll have the best August ever, ever, ever. I am ready to get sea salty wet and humid sticky awful messy and there are just so many campsites out there for us to conquer and creatures for us to spot and I want you to tell me everything. Every last fucking thing, for real.
TO DO: Break 300 at skee-ball
Increase proximity to nothingness
Relax, take a breather, hang loose, simmer down
SELL THAT BITCH OF A NOVA
Watch whales in cold Atlantic, maybe on an awful gray day surrounded by people filled with anything but grayness
ALWAYS visit museums with exciting novelty artifacts
See Pacific

I'd like to meet:

http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/ice/gto/img/map01.jpghttp:// farm1.static.flickr.com/55/152580487_e034d4ae8b.jpg?v=0 I live for that unbeatable rush in revealing a most closely-guarded secret.
I pray for someone whom this does not make uncomfortable.
I'd love to talk about our problems.
I really truly want to be excited together.

Music:

NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO, PERCY SLEDGE, TREES RUSTLING IN THE WIND, TOOTHBRUSHING. Electric Light Orchestra and awkward AM radio on the JIB. Longwinded voicemail messages and the sound of you chewing. We just have so many things to discuss.

Movies:

Cary Grant, aka Archibald Alexander Leach. Slowly growing my collection of Wholphins.

Television:

PUBLIC BROADCASTING. Jacques Cousteau documentaries. Family heirlooms revered. Factoids on space elevators, bonobo monkeys, Casanova and nuclear warfare.

Books:

Lorrie Moore, McSweeney's tiny treasures, Roald Dahl, antique plant & animal picture books, Charlie Smith, Sophie Calle, the Midas touch of Dave Eggers and all his special projects, the first blank pages of yesteryear complete with dedications and well-wishes.

Heroes:

KILLER DOLPHINS