Mary

Rehearsals are for day-players like you. I'm a star. I have what industry insiders call "It". Oh, and I'll do anything to be famous. ANYTHING!Otherwise, I'm into negotiating the dangerous mine field that is teen skin care, premature plastic surgery, anally electrocuted mink, mastery of the impossible anagram, being slipped roofies, uterus swapping, elephant laxatives (you know I only use brand names -- Convulse), becoming teen-trash to get revenge on my mama, lobster, shopping, and slow-motion fashion walks.