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Rufus

I am here for Dating

About Me

i am what you call the living dead. at the age of 84 i was victim of a horrific accident which landed me in a coma for 4 days. i was walking across deleware ave. in tonawanda, new york when i was struck by a semi-truck. All the doctors in the world couldnt help me. they had to just pull the plug. very saddening indeed. this picture might as well be my last living picture. two little fucks thought it would be funny to photograph me while driving past me at a ridiculous speed. i just had a talk with god. i let him know about those two hooligans and there is no chance in hell they will ever get past the pearly gates. fuckers.

My Interests

sluts, whores, prostitutes, old milwakee light, kent cigarettes, the price is right, the golden girls(if i could have my ways with them bitches...), the buffalo bills, bic ballpoint pens, the tonawanda news, vegetables, viagara, male enhancement supplies, pharmecy drugs, needles, the television, my favorite recliner, death

I'd like to meet:

many of bitches to fuck. my dick is huge and viagara is the best thing on the market.

Music:

frank sinatra, bing crosby, louie armstrong, bach, celine dion, elvis presly, buddy holly, prayer for cleansing, the beatles, the rolling stones, britney spears, lamb of god

Movies:

dirty dancing, top gun, debbie does dallas, deep throat, any hitchcock movies

Television:

the golden girls, the price is right, general hospital, mtv grind

Books:

fuck books they are for dickless pussies unless its written by edgar allen poe

Heroes:

myself