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'Midget Gem'

About Me

Me me me Well Im a 22 year old personal trainer from Redditch... however don't b put off by the ditch girl in me... as working in Solihull has kinda showed me theres more to life than Elizabeth Duke and Tracksuits... A trip round the kingfisher shopping centre is a real eye opener... let me tell you!!!I'm a bit of a girl about toon... I am always out&about schmoozing on the party scene vodka in hand... shoes in the air... & bopping my head to the beat is my usual style... used to b a complete dirty raver.. often found at the back of godskitchen... my x is the promoter... lovin u Gazy... so had lots of great nights out here, there and everywhere... Now can b found out in brum most weekends... mayb Mechu, Soba or bambu on Saturdays... so if u see me doin ma ting cum over and say hey... Lovin summer festivals... of course global being my fave...a filthy weekend of carnage had by all!!!My family are fandabbydozy...I love my granddad more than anything in the world... he is a legend, I hope I make him proud... One day I will ... Also a special glovely mention to my awesome man... he is quite simply the mutts nuts and i'm sure one day we'll have lil' Arol/Aran/alan Shearer's running about ;0)... JennaMoo pants... you are a bundle of blupp blip blop fun, splints and ribena go hand in hand- you taught me well!! Jellyfish Joe-- well... your just lovely jubberly and you always make me chuckle with you shakie-jakie hands...And to the rest of the warrior crew- i salute you... your all absolutely bonkers and i know were gonna have sooo much fun in the years to come!! bring on road trips!!!Happiness for me, is all about dancing in the rain with the man of your dreams... crunching the leaves on a crisp autumn afternoon... raving in a tent at a festival with your wellies on... Customizing old clothes into a wicked new outfit... laughing so hard that your snort like a pig... which then makes you laugh so much...snot drops outta your nose! ...nice ya! Lying on a beach next to the person u adore... feeling the warm sun on your body... with not a care in the world ... bar the fact you desperately want to have a better tan than any1 else on the beach!... Big, funky chunky sunglasses, to hide the bags after a weekend of fun&frolicks... beanie hats for those days where the hair on your head just wants to b wild and free... GHD's I love you... u r my saviour most mornings!! .Ants... I love the way u r so f@@kin clever... the little blights amaze me... seeing an old couple walking down the street... more in love now, than when they first met... finding your true soulmate, and knowing they love you just as much... Things which really make me wanna stomp my iddiebiddie tootsies are... whenever your late for sumthing... theres always some farmer chundling along in his tractor...crumbs in bed... no no no... wet bathroom floors...y? theres no need... shake before u step out... people who hate you, yet don't know you... judging books by covers...Socks...I am slightly fearfull of them... they make my feet feel funny and I just don't like them... watching people clean there teeth... it does funny things to my gums... I know I am a freak and I have over the years accepted this fact...can u ?? xx kiskisIBIZA 07 ---


HERES SOME PICTURES OF ME DOING MY THING WITH ALL MY BOOTYFULL LOVELY JUBBLY BUDDIES... ENJOY ....



Myspace Survey
*** About me ***
Do you like having your picture taken? Why? yes... because i like to tilt my head to the right and do my best fake smile :0)
Do you look like your mom or your dad? my dad more... the slap head and nose
Why do you like the music you do? because it makes me feel all tingly and makes me move my tootsies
What size shoe do you wear? ahhhh... wel... size 3... and yes i do fall over alot
Who do you talk to most on IM? aaron
Have you ever licked a battery? (and if you haven't WHY NOT, it's fun!) ummm no.
Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? phone - free texts - thanx orange!!!
How many ex boyfriends/girlfriends do you have? 3 ex's nick- lee- and gaz... all of which i still get on with
Do you have long or short hair? long ... well short - but long
One rumor that's been spread about you: ummm... that i lactate stella from my nipples
Where do you live? the ditch
Why do you admire people? i admire people who put others first
What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? abercrombie... cus me and my man love it.
Explain your religious beliefs. i don't believe.. but just incase some1's listening ..i do ;0)
Where did you get your last email from? asos
*** MySpace and me ***
Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? ??
Would you date someone older than you? haha... well yes... gaz was 15years older...
How often do you check for new comments on myspace? am & pm
Is myspace the first thing you do when you wake up? no way... i kiss my man and bum face him before i brush my teeth
Did you take a picture of yourself specifically for myspace? ha mayb
Who have you met online? i met db... nice guy ...
Would you date someone younger than you? NO I HAVE A MAN AND HE'S LOVELY AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE BABIES AND A DOG CALLED SCHMUTTZ
How often do you visit your myspace/xanga/etc profile? am & pm
When you get on myspace, how long are you usually on? hour
How many people do you have on your friends list? 300 ish
Would you cry if MySpace stopped working? i dont do tears
Have you ever talked to a stalker on myspace? y would i do that
Do you have a blog? nope
Do you post chain bulletins very often? nope
Have you ever posted a comment for Tom? nope
*** What I like ***
Bagels or chicken? chicken chicken chicken - nando's queen
Movie at home or in a theatre? neither, can't sit in silence... get bored and don't understand whats going on
What's your favorite car? db9
Best body type? big big BIG
What's your favorite band? beach boys
Hot or nice? hot
Six pack or sweet? six pack, rite dear ;0)
Sunrise or sunset? set... in ibiza ... 3 sleeps whoop whoop
Hug or kiss? kisses
What's your favorite drink? banana milkshake or blue curaco
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? bleughhh
Jeans or skirt? both
McDonalds or Burger King? mc'd
Cars or planes? car... dont like flying
What's your favorite TV show? csi .. or... kate and pete (sshhhh)
*** People ***
Who is the most fun person you know? shane ... awwww
Who is the smartest person you know? ummm my dad
Last person to make you cry? grandad
Who is the stupidest person you know? ummm gaz... but in a lovely way
Who is the quietest person you know? ummmm.... no1 they're all bonkers
Who do you NOT want to meet? MARIAH CAREY i hate her with passion!!
Name one person you hate, and why: as above, shes a bad knob
Who is the loudest person you know? Lindsey wen drunk
Who is the fattest person you know? harsh....
If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry? my lovely sexy funny awesome man... Mr.Adams... hint hint
Who is the funniest person you know? didn't i already say him ??
Your crush's first name: s***e
Who do you talk to most on the phone? him or jen or lindz
Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? anna - about ten years, altho we didn't see each other for about 6!!!
Last person to make you laugh? my man in bed this morning ... bleughhhh... sorry nash ! Take this myspace survey!
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My Interests

happy go lucky with a dash of passion and a twist of pizzam ....

I'd like to meet:

any1 with a twinkle in their eye... i like people who are a little-tinsy-winsey bit odd- they have the best stories and have the most fun! i'd like to meet myself in a few years

Music:

BRITE LITES RULE OK !!! very mixed... hed kandi- love old tunes remixed, Robin thicke- his voice sends shivvers down my spine, Calvin Harris, Aerosmith -don't wanna miss a thing, simply amazing tune, Prince- recently discovered how good he is, Dimitri from paris pre-party tunes, Morillo, Ferry,tiesto -for the dirty nights out!! starloungemusic for in the bath and chillin out too xx

Movies:

Shrek, the business, snatch, gladiator, black hawk down, borat, the departed, blood diamond, debbie does dallas, hannibal, layer cake, green mile, saw ..... yaddayaddayadda

Television:

CSI, this morining with phil and fern-ledgends ! T4 on sunday mornings. lovin steve jones xx hate soaps... hate bigbrother...

Books:

kabbalah, trumpy trevor, love reading biographys .. need to read more. 2007 resolution sorted!

Heroes:

my grandad - greatest guy you'd ever meet, also my dad..he's my best mate, and he always puts everyone else first... jeremy clarkson - great take on the world!!!