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Natural Joe

Joe knows your momma

About Me

Thank you all so much for coming, I love each and every one of you... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Music (listening to and creating), Sleep, Cohorting with my Hetero-life mates, Vidjoe Games, Pro-Wrestling, Fighting Funky Crimes with the Cresaptown Cutie, Hockey

I'd like to meet:

Musicians: Anthony Keidis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith, Zack De La Rocha, Tom Morello, Timmy C., Brad Wilk, Chris Cornell, Eddie Vedder, Jeff Ament, Matt Cameron, Stone Gossard, Mike Mcreedy, Les Claypool, Larry LaLonde, Tim Alexander, Trent Reznor, Rob Tajiri---Actors: Johnny Depp, Brandon Lee, Jack Nicholson, Beavis & Butthead, Samuel L. Jackson---Wrestlers: Bret "Hitman" Hart, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, New Jack, Bob Sapp, Chris Jericho, Samoa Joe, Christian---The Metaphysical: The Dali Lama, Buddha, Steve Buscemi, Micheal Moore

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Pearl Jam, Nine Inch Nails, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Public Enemy, Infectious Grooves, Parliament, Axis of Noise

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Hell Comes to Frogtown, Dawn of the Dead, Reservoir Dogs, Office Space, Ace Ventura(s), Indiana Jones, Dark City, The Crow, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Sin City, Passion of Darkly Noon, Jackie Brown, Snatch, Batman Begins, Gangs of New York, The Departed, Groundhog Day, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Roger & Me, Kingpin, Signs, Blow, Sleepy Hollow, Team America, Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Waiting..., Snakes on a Plane

Television:

Family Guy, Monday Night Raw, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Reno 911!, TNA Impact, Insomniac, Beavis & Butt-head, American Dad, Drawn Together, Nip/Tuck

Books:

The Shining, Dude Where's My Country, Adam Copeland On Lita, Calvin and Hobbes, Scar Tissue, Mick Foley's Have a Nice Day, The Death of WCW, Wrestlecrap, Sin City, Heartbreak & Triumph, Cheating Death:Stealing Life, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

Flea, Les Claypool, Ric Flair, Emma, Stoney & Annette(partners in crime), Beavis & Butthead(partners in life)

My Blog

Those Damn C-Men

The C-men(Episode 1: Don't Drop the Soap)     Metallica had just finished their show at the 2003 video music awards when they found themselves soaping each other down in the shower...
Posted by Natural Joe on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 01:18:00 PST

They are everywhere

Having grown up in an area so dangly engulfed, I have had to deal with neckreds all my life. I have had to deal with seeing innocent animals being destroyed on the road (which could have totally ...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:40:00 PST

Thank You, Eddie

When I woke up on Sunday morning to see that Eddie Guerrero had died from an apparent heart attack/heart failure, I was in shock. I couldn't believe that a man that had been through so damn much could...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:07:00 PST

Oh Yeah

22 years and 9 months ago my parents did the deedand what you see is the result. All hail my parents for creating me!!!   Just thought everyone would like to know...
Posted by Natural Joe on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 08:53:00 PST

Totally Stoked

I am going to see Audioslave in October and Nine Inch Nails in November. The concerts are only a week apart! This is freakin' awesome!!! I have seen the Chili Peppers and now I will be seeing my other...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:50:00 PST

Long time coming

After taking much shit it is always nice to release a big ole' sticky wad of salt-peter right into the face of the SOB that's been bringing you down. Life and Karma always work together to make things...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

With Greatness

I got the new Nine Inch Nails album "With Teeth" yesterday and it is an awesome record. I only hope that Audioslave's new one is just as great. I get tired of not having new music for awhile. All thes...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finally Happy

When you think that you are all out of luck and there is no one out there for you, karma brings itself into the situation and proves you wrong. For the last two weeks I have never been happier. He...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Top 5

Here are my top five favorite/inspirational bass players: 5. Cliff Burton-the greatest metal bassist ever. 4. Jeff Ament-blends his sound in with Mcreedy and Gossard and you can still tell he is d...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Quote

It's not a matter of whether the war is not real, or if it is, Victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis...
Posted by Natural Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST