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Malik

I'm a mad scientist bent on world domination...

About Me


If you want background on me go to

http://www.maliksooch.com


Malik = Filmmaker / Screenwriter / Entrepreneur
Formerly: Actor; Standup Comic; Drummer; Network Engineer; Marketing Consultant
Check out the trailer to my 77 min. Psychological Thriller in My Videos or

http://www.silenceinside.com


Check out clips from my acting in My Videos or

http://www.malikactor.com


Check out clips from my standup act in My Videos or

http://www.malikstandup.com


Get info on my screenwriting work at

http://www.careerscript.com


If you're sick enough to want to enter my head, go to

http://www.malikisms.com


If you're both sick and curious and want to know how I got the way I am, go to

http://www.soochonsooch.com


Malik AKA: Mr. Poopypants

http://www.misterpoopypants.com


You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?
Your Element Is Earth
You excel at planning and strategizing.
You could be a champ at chess or Survivor.
Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize.
On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you.
You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through.
Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step. What's Your Element?
You Are 92% Grown Up, 8% Kid
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist! How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are Very Honest
You tell it like it is, no matter what.
Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out.
And while some may get hurt by your honesty...
At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?
You Belong in the Upper East Side
You're an aspiring blue blood, and you want the best of New York high society.
And while some may think you're conservative, you still appreciate good art and culture. Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?
Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 88%
It's almost certain you'll be a multimillionaire. Just keep doing what you're doing.
You are good with money, a creative thinker, and an ethical person. You might be the next Donald Trump! Will You Be a Multimillionaire?
You are 87% Leo
How Leo Are You?
You Are 96% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Communicate With Your Eyes
When you say, "I'll believe it when I see it" - you really mean it.
For you, what you see is a lot more important than what you hear.
You don't take someone's words at face value. You judge people by their facial expressions, body language, and appearance.
You tend to be quiet, but when you talk, you tend to make eye contact and describe things in colorful detail. How Do You Communicate?
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
Your Power Level is: 93%
You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.
You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?
People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?
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My Interests

Hey kids, it's time to play "Guess Malik's interests and background!!!"

Question 1: Malik likes to...

A. Roll around naked in a tub of crushed egg shells while listening to opera.

B. Lick styrofoam cups while holding his breath.

C. Go to the zoo and spear wild game.

D. All of the above

Question 2: Which of these statements is true about Malik?

A. Malik is the world's first test tube baby born from a recycled alluminum tube. It took 30 years and Beverly Hills' best plastic surgeons for him to recover from his birth injuries.

B. Malik was raised by wolves and learned everything he knows from them.

C. Due to ungrounded terrorist suspicions linking him to Nicaraguan Contras and the Iranian Government as well as the overall xenophobia of the Reagan Administration, Malik was forced to live in Indiana for 20 consecutive years without the possibility of parole. Sadly, he has yet to receive a formal apology from the US Government.

D. All of the above

Pick your answers, email them to Malik, and if you're right prepare yourself to win fabulous prizes!!!