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About Me

I'm Lou and I'm currently a catastrophe waitress. I get to eat at least 5 pizza's a week which suits me just fine. This makes me especaily happy now that my work has a bacon pizza. Yes, BACON! BACON PIZZA! It makes me moist. The only thing that can rival this is a smoked sausage supper. What a culinarey delight. Mmmmmmmmm.A while ago I spilt two glasses of wine over the same girl. As I walked away from her table I heard her say "Mummy I have wine in my shoes".I love bad jokes. I also like Frey Bentos pies even though I"ve been told they are the scum of the pie world. People don"t know a good pie when they see it. I am a gin monster. I spend most my time in a daze. I write constantly on my hands. I tell about a million people a day "how i got my hair like that". I say at least once a day that I "need to sort my life out". I can"t sleep. I like to clean. I love to eat and do so at every opportunity, hence the nickname "Pieso".

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Lou --
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Sexually stunning
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My Interests

Lou in general: Drinking...eating pies...telling bad jokes...drinking too much tea....lying awake at night...stealing pies off of windowsills...being more hungover than everybody else...cheese....perving on hot boys...perving on not so hot boys...getting excited about eating...listening to music on bus journeys...sandwiches with crisps on the side of the plate... Happiest When I"m drunk. With pie in hand. Watching football. Making mix tapes. In bed, I"m a lazy bint. Mix Tapes I love mix tapes. Making mix cd's/tapes is the business. I also love getting mix cd's. Thats the bees knees. Make me a mix please. I'm having difficulty finding somewhere to buy cassette's - I think I am the only person keeping the entire cassette industry in business.

I'd like to meet:

A cheesemonger

Music:

The Smiths, Zero7, Aim, Lemon Jelly, Primal Scream, Unkle, Idlewild, Nightmares on wax, DJ Food, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Kasabian, Orbital, Aphex Twin, The Stone Roses, Bert Jansch, Nick Drake, Joy Division, Doves, Gomez, Ian Brown, DJ Shadow, Gordon Lightfoot, Leonard Cohen, Blackalicious, Belle and Sebastion, Beta Band, The Darkness, J5, Mr Scruff, Kings Of Leon, Kraftwek, Japanese Telecom, LCD Soundsystem, AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Neil Young, Bloc Party, Super Fury Animals, Stephen Fretwell, Van Morrison....blah blah blah....

Movies:

The Goonies, This is Spinal Tap, Trainspotting, Momento, Scum, Leon, Blues Brothers, Clockwork Orange, Withnail and I, The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Labyrinth

Television:

Match of the day, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Partridge, Pheonix Nights, 24, The Office, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Marion & Geoff, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The State, Futureama, Diagnosis Murder, Garth Marengi, Nathan Barley, Still Game......

Books:

The Twits, Porno, Fup, Harry Potter

My Blog

Oh my word. How famous do you feel now Mike?

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 21 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) Who is your number one?Mike Civins2) Have you ever met his/her dad?Arnie! Yup.3) Where did you first ...
Posted by Lady Pie on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

I don't know why I did this. It was not fun.

1. Are you currently mad at someone? Was, well am, but I'm trying to see past that.2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? Hmmm, not sure most of my family are pretty calm people... Prob...
Posted by Lady Pie on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

My Cd's are taking FOREVER to download...

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?All the time actually. 2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?Eat 1,000 puddings. 3. What is the best thing about your current jo...
Posted by Lady Pie on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

Its been a while. But its still shit.

1. What size/weight ball do you use when you're bowling? The lightest one I can find, I am weak. Infact I probably use the balls that are for children. 2. What was the last text you sent? "Are you eve...
Posted by Lady Pie on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

Waiting for my tea. I am hungry.

1. I've come to realize that my ex....Will not get out of my thoughts.2. I am listening to...The sound of the keys typing on the keyboard. And my dad in the kitchen downstairs...mmmm, what is for tea?...
Posted by Lady Pie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

This one is for jocy

1. Who is the last person you held hands with? A boy I kissed on Sunday night....good story attached to this actually. I drunkenly snogged a boy last week. Started a new job this week and had a w...
Posted by Lady Pie on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:34:00 PST

Like it? I love it.

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Posted by Lady Pie on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

I'm rough as a badgers arse and my sister is asleep

So hungover... at my sisters but she is asleep...need to entertain myself... I love how she is the only other person in the world who can make my hangover not the worst. What a gal. 1.) Wh...
Posted by Lady Pie on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

I hate packing. This is easier. and its raining in Glasgow...

Section A sexual preference1. have u ever done it on a first date? Em... before the 1st date...2. describe ur ideal partner? A, Hair colour - DarkB, build - Bigger than me, bit of muscle, not too much...
Posted by Lady Pie on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:26:00 PST

Unpack? When I can fill in this shite?

1. Are you wearing a necklace? Nope, I'm in my jammies 2. Does your computer have a mouse? Yes thank god. Those touch pads in the hostel were driving me mad!3. Do you have a crush? Hmmm, yes, sort of....
Posted by Lady Pie on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:30:00 PST