GETTING CLOSE TO NATURE BY 4-WHEELING IN MY FJ80 TOYOTA LANDCRUISER, ROCKHOUNDING, RIDING A HARLEY THROUGH OPEN SPACES, BUSINESS, MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
I'd like to meet:
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: Sometimes
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: I'll fight for a lover but wont love a fighter.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Losing my kids
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Weren't you? and Lincoln Logs, they rule.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Stupid!
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: McDonalds has the best.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: No one ever said "damn" to my mother.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Never had much of it.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Boring beige/ almond/ desert tan--who knows
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Profound shower thoughts only.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No but will someday.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Don't you wish you knew.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Maccu Piccu
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Yes.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: No
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: It's something we really have no control over.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Depends on the quality of the lick. The owl only did 3.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: No--not even sober.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Is there another way to get to Maui?
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: Depends on who is in them.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: It's not a stand you idiot, it's stance.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: And past and present.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Sometimes
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Nothing yet. Oh...some weeds.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": This morning
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Homey got shot.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Nope
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Any way except poached with hollandaise sauce.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: WHen they want to be.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: In a ball for Chooch
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 4:20 dude
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Yes
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Have you seen their health inspection?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: A few minutes ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Both
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Yes
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Adventure
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Both--but creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: As a patient, yes.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Depends on the drug.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: No
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: No
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Blue
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: A few months ago
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Fuck yea!
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: That's a stupid question! No ones
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Yes
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: Yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Yes
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Yes
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Yes
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Sometimes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: It depends
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Yes
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: If necessary
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: For a whitechick--yes
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: No-- my kids do though.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Rodolofos
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Sometimes yes
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: I don't pay attention
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: No
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Metallica
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
Inny or outty?: Deep inny.
What did you do last night?: Who? oh what? Sleep.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: This survey
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: yes, haven't you?
Last time you swam in a pool?: At Toni's house
What are you wearing?: Bike shorts and my Hemp dyed t-shirt
How many cars have you owned?: 10 trucks, 5 cars
Type of music you dislike most?: Techno!
Are you registered to vote?: No
Do you have cable?: Yes
What kind of computer do you use?: Home made
Ever made a prank phone call?: Of course
You like anyone right now?: Yes
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Bungee
Furthest place you ever traveled?: St. Barts
What's your favorite comic strip?: The Far Side
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Oh say can you see yes.
Shower, morning or night?: Both
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Jackass II
Favorite pizza toppings?: Pep and Pine
Chips or popcorn?: Both
What cell phone provider do you have?: Sprint
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: Peanut shells, no.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: No
Orange Juice or apple?: ORANGE baby!!
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: John and Melanie
favorite chocolate bar?: Hershey's
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Sheep dip- 27years
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: ICK!! When I was a kid.
Have you ever won a trophy?: Yes
Favorite arcade game?: Moonpatrol
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: No
Sprite or 7-UP?: Either....Sprite
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: Everyday
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: Condoms.....
Ever thrown up in public?: Yes.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: Love over money
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Spongebob
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: Yes
What message is on your voicemail machine?: The one that comes with it I think
Where would you like to go right now?: To bed
Whats the name of your pet?: Birfield
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: A generic one with gold panning stuff
What do you think about most?: Business
OR A ROCK CRAWLIN, BIRFIELD BUSTIN, DOUBLE LOCKED CRUISER CHICK!
Here's your chance to talk to me!
Love me, hate me, speak your peace here.
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Music:
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I LOVE METAL, BUT HAVE AN APPRECIATION FOR EVERYTHING ELSE FROM CLASSICAL TO JAZZ TO REGGE. IF YOU ARE TRULY A MUSICIAN I WILL ENGRAIN YOUR ABILITIES INTO MY SOUL.
Movies:
Too Funny!!!
Too HOT!!
Forrest Gump..."They were my special shoes. Momma Said they would take me anywhere."
I'm everyone of them!
It's a jump to the left and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight!!Do the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again.
Do, or do not, there is no try.
Television:
Who has time?
American Idol and Rock Star.
Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy.
Books:
Anything having to do with Sales and Business.
Natural Healing and Spirituality.
Heroes:
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Subject: The ant and the grasshopper*OLD VERSION**The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
and laying up supplies for the winter.**The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away. Come Winter, the ant is warm and well fed.**The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the
cold.**MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!****MODERN VERSION:**The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter.**The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances the summer
away.**Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well
fed while others are cold and starving.**CBS, NBC,PBS,CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfort able
home with a table filled with food.** America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in
a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer
so?**Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and
everybody cries when they sing, It's Not Easy Being Green".**Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house
where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome."
Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake.**Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King
that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and
both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his
"fair share."**Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper
Act, "retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined
for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated
by the government.**Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a
panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of
single-parent welfare recipients.**The ant loses the case.**The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits
of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just
happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he
doesn't maintain it.**The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead
in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful
neighborhood.**MORAL OF THE STORY: It takes a village of whacko's to support a
grasshopper*
