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Tony Boloney

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Who me?...Are you sure?Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin' on! You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves.You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.

My Interests

Off Road Racing! (MDR, MORE), going to the desert (Barstow, Lucerne Valley), Car shows (Hot Rods, Gassers, Kustoms), my Toyota 4x4 truck, the roar of a v-8 race engine!, rain, lightning & thunder, birds, fish, punk rock chicks, rockabilly chicks, little boobs, big butts, hearing people sneeze, burp or fart makes me laugh!

I'd like to meet:

Steve and his Wilshire Shaker Nova at Irwindale.Pete Wiggins, The coolest kid...ever!

Music:

80's and 90's music (KNAC,KROQ), metal, rock, alternative, new wave,......JANES ADDICTION, nine inch nails, linkin park, korn, marylin manson, rage against the machine, methods of mayhem (tommy lee), scorpions, AC/DC, bad lands, cinderella, skid row, van halen, social distortion, stray cats, oingo boingo, B-52's, devo, duran duran, alice in chains, stone temple pilots, Eels, beck, modest mouse, hot hot heat, sean costello,......way too many to list them all!

Movies:

buffalo'66, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, what's eating gilbert grape, jurassic park, the professional, welcome to the doll house, iceman, christine, psycho, dead end, destry rides again, the grapes of wrath, rebel without a cause, the lords of flatbush, beavis and butt-head do america, toy story 1&2, wallace and gromit the curse of the were-rabbit, cars, dezert people 1,2,3,4.

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, king of the hill, seinfeld, my name is earl, two and a half men, king of queens, according to jim, everybody loves raymond, the new adventures of old christine, america's funniest home videos, road trip & visiting with huell howser, california's gold, i love lucy, twilight zone,judge judy, cops, motor sports, speed channel.

Books:

no books, a lot of magazines.....dusty times, dirt sports, off road, dirt trucks, 4x4 builder, four wheeler, 4 wheel and off road, ol' skool rodz, car kulture deluxe, traditional rod and kulture, custom rodder, street rodder, rod and custom, popular hot rodding, hot rod, hot vw's, sand sport, log homes illustrated, log home living....and many more!

Heroes:

My mom and dad.Fred Rogers too.

My Blog

Poetry

Thanks, to my friend Linda.   The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as un...
Posted by Tony Boloney on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:00:00 PST

Brittany: A story of pain and recovery.

Extreme Roadrash: Cause, Effect, and Lesson Learned --> InstanceEndEditable --> --> InstanceBeginEditable name="Publish Date" -->Published: October 4, 2006 --> InstanceEndEditable --> --> Inst...
Posted by Tony Boloney on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

This is why Chuck Norris rules!

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, bu...
Posted by Tony Boloney on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST