The Oracle is Barney Crook

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About Me

I know pretty much everything and you can ask me anything you want. Ask your question by leaving a comment and I shall give you a straight response. I am able to answer the greatest of questions such as:Why are we here?What is the meaning of life?Is there life outside our planet?Who would win, 50 cats or a horse?There is little more to say. Being an Oracle pays extremely well and thus I am able to live in the Western Sahara happily as I have built a kingdom out of sand.

My Interests

Answering questions. Also, narrating.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants answers.

Music:

All music is to my taste.

Movies:

Films can be good and can be bad.

Television:

Some television is great, other television is extremely mediocre in comparison.

Books:

Books are good. They give you answers to some questions. I am better, I give the answer to all questions.

Heroes:

No-one.